New Players Should Not Read This!

[QTip]

Why?

Because it's only after 100 of thousands of hands do you begin to develop psychic powers to determine what the flop will bring.

Check this out if you don't believe me!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $2. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 (poster) calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO (poster) calls, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: (10.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, Button calls.

River: (13.25 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, Button calls.

Final Pot: 16.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
I misread my hand and thought it was 88. Crap! Then I saw the flop and LMAO!
Hero has 6h 8c (straight, eight high).
CO has Ah Qh (one pair, queens).
Button has 4h 3h (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.25 BB. </font>


Here's the beauty of it. The next orbit I'm UTG, I get AA and noone believes me after the crap that I showed last time! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Awesome!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (9.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises</font>, MP3 calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (8.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 bets</font>, MP3 calls, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP3 calls, Button folds.

River: (15.75 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP3 folds.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad Ah (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.75 BB. </font>

Just thought you might enjoy the humor here.

[rmarotti]

Fish.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $2. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>

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Misclick or intentional?

[Liam Carver]

OOPs, I read it, and the first hand is a standard play for me.

Liam

PS - nice catch.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $2. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>

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Misclick or intentional?

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I didnt read the part in white [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Emmitt2222]

That = awesome.

Yesterday I did something similar, glanced at my cards real quick and thought I had KTs. Then I just figured I should fight for the pot that I shouldn't even be in in the first place.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (3.33 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 2.16 BB [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[cnfuzzd]

how bout that button raise on the flop in hand one. Bottom pair second worst kicker, sucker gutshot draw, and no flush always equals raise to me.

peace

john nickle

[Entity]

[ QUOTE ]
That = awesome.

Yesterday I did something similar, glanced at my cards real quick and thought I had KTs. Then I just figured I should fight for the pot that I shouldn't even be in in the first place.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (3.33 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 2.16 BB [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Emmitt,

You shouldn't be calling with KTs UTG 7-handed, IMHO. I prefer a raise here.

Rob

[thejameser]

i usually only raise with 10 8o or better but i guess it was okay here. that is funny, though.

[Emmitt2222]

Funny you should say that, I was going to post that, but thought it wasnt worth saying: I wasnt paying attention so much that I didnt realize two people had just left the table a few seconds ago so I would have raised. I sucked in many ways on this one.