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Old 10-28-2005, 12:13 PM
Ringo Ringo is offline
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Default Elvis lines..

I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

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Old 10-28-2005, 12:15 PM
TheBlueMonster TheBlueMonster is offline
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

how about "yay, more bacon" or "drugs are awesome"
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

Try song lyrics.
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
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Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink.
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:48 PM
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"we gotta win this race"
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Old 10-28-2005, 02:38 PM
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

[ QUOTE ]
"we gotta win this race"

[/ QUOTE ]

<fart> "oh excuse me"

dizong
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:17 PM
Jack of Arcades Jack of Arcades is offline
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"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:21 PM
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."
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Old 10-28-2005, 12:22 PM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

This needs to be preceded by "Have you got a garage?"

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"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

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Old 10-28-2005, 12:23 PM
imported_The Vibesman imported_The Vibesman is offline
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Default Re: Elvis lines..

Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.
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