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View Poll Results: Would you care if you had normal telephone or IP-phone? | |||
Yes | 18 | 51.43% | |
No | 17 | 48.57% | |
Voters: 35. You may not vote on this poll |
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Best SNL Commercials, Quarterfinals
Very exciting 1st round gives us these top 8 commercials:
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Can someone refresh my memory on Old Glory.. what was the gist of it. I'm sure I've seen it, just don't remember
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Can someone refresh my memory on Old Glory.. what was the gist of it. I'm sure I've seen it, just don't remember [/ QUOTE ] http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95foldglory.phtml There ya go. |
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I just want to comment that this is by far the best-seeded poll of this nature ever seen on 2+2. I personally think Adobe Car should have been a little higher, but overall, the seedings have been outstanding, as reflected in the voting results. The semis and finals will be tremendous!
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It came down to "Old Glory" and "Schmitt's Gay" for me, and I went with the latter. The thing that put it over the top for me was Farley and Sandler's faces when they start yelling at each other in excitement when the see the pool full of guys.
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My favorite isn't even in the poll... It was something about an investment company and a list, don't remember too well i guess. I think they had like 2+ of them though.
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My favorite isn't even in the poll... It was something about an investment company and a list, don't remember too well i guess. I think they had like 2+ of them though. [/ QUOTE ] That's probably my favorite too. "We will take our client's money and invest it. Part of the profit we will keep for ourselves; the rest we will give to the client. We will make a list of our clients, and how much money each of them has given us to invest. We will keep this list in a safe place. If we have time, we will make a copy of the list, in case something happens to the first list. If a client is talking, and you're not listening, and he notices, and he accuses you of not listening, just say, "Sure, I've been listening, I've heard every word you've said." If he then says, "Alright, tell me what I've been talking about." Just say, "You've been talking about your investments. Which stocks to buy and so on." That way the client will think you've been listening, even though you haven't. Don't leave the client's money lying around. Keep it in a safe place. For example: where we keep the list. If my wife calls, and I'm boning my secretary, tell her, I'm in a meeting or something. That way I can continue to bone my secretary without my wife finding out." Grayson-Moorhead Securities. |
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Haha, I was hoping someone would remember it.
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- A Tradition of Excellence -
Narrator: On Wall Street, Trendy investment fads have come and gone over the years, but not at Grayson Moorhead, where we've always stuck to the basic principles set forth by Arthur Grayson nearly 80 years ago. Arthur Grayson: Our clients must be our first priority. - The Tradition Endures - AG: We will take our client's money and invest it. Part of the profit we will keep for ourselves; the rest we will give to the client. - A Tradition of Security - We will make a list of our clients and how much money each of them has given us to invest. We will keep this list in a safe place. If we have time we will make a copy of the list in case something happens to the first list. - A Tradition of Listening - Listen to your client. It's the only way to know what he's saying. - A Tradition of Trust - If a client is talking and you're not listening and he notices and he accuses you of not listening, just say, "Sure I've been listening, I've heard every word you've said." If he then says, "All right, tell me what I've been talking about," just say, "You've been talking about your investments. Which stocks to buy and so on." That way the client will think you've been listening even though you haven't. - A Tradition of Integrity - We will invest only in white-owned businesses. Not all of Arthur Grayson's principles are followed today, but at Grayson Moorhead we still believe in the basics. Don't leave the client's money lying around. Keep it in a safe place. For example: where we keep the list. To Arthur Grayson, there was no substitute for knowing the market. Clients will rely on us for market expertise. If the day ever comes when a client knows more about the market than we do, copy him. Do what he does. - Writing Brokers' Names on Slips of Paper - Once a year, we will write each broker's name on a slip of paper and then place the slips in a hat. Each broker will then draw a slip of paper from the hat. He will buy a gift for the broker whose name he his drawn. He will be that broker's Secret Santa. - Drawing Again - If a broker draws his own name from the hat, he will draw again. - Taking Special Care - We must take special care of the list with each client's name and the amount of money he has invested. If we were to lose that list, we would be ruined. - If My Wife Calls - If my wife calls white I'm in shagging my secretary, tell her I'm at a board meeting. That way I'll be able to continue shagging my secretary without my wife knowing about it. - the tradition continues... - If my wife were to find out about me and my secretary; that would be bad. As bad as losing the list. |
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I should have remembered that a firm as respectful as Grayson Moorhead would refer to it as "shagging," not the vulgar "boning."
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