Withdrawal Convulsions

[thomastem]

I couldn't get online last night due to technical difficulties. My hands have begun to tremble. Crazed Phil the mad cow has stopped eating. My possum is awake and walking around. My Pelican and buzzard are sitting around chatting rather than circling above. My penguin hasn't shaved in 2 days!

I took out my old Commodore 64 but it just wouldn't work. My goat and I have been playing heads up but that just don't cut it.

The most disturbing thing is that the SS forum doesn't like me. All my animals have been weeping.

[Stagemusic]

Suggestions:

1. Give Phil an enema...too much ruffage
2. The possum needs a sleeping pill. Who needs a possum with insomnia?
3. The Pelican and Buzzard are just rehearsing for Jerry Springer
4. The Penguin hasn't shaved because Christmas is in a month and he wanted to try the Santa look
5. Play tight against the goat

The Commodore was a good move. However, it just might be that your 14.4 modem is the actual problem. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]