Deuce blank blank

[Wiscer]

I'm at the Orleans playing in the second chance tourney on Saturday night...$125 NL w/ 1 rebuy. In seat 8 there is a rather obnoxious guy who gets caught trying to bully the table when he makes a big raise after a couple of limpers, myself included, with a 42o. One of the limpers calls with a pair of 6s, and then calls his all in after a Q J 3 flop to catch the bluff. So Mr. Obnoxious goes on major tilt and starts ranting and raving with pretty incomprehensible comments.

Seat 2 is finally filled by a late arriving off duty dealer, and it's clear these two have some history as Mr. O immediately starts launching into him about how he's going to crack his aces with a 42o. He utters a classic: "... and you'll be crying when the flop comes Deuce Blank Blank".

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