what's happening with this forum

#1 11-03-2005, 04:47 PM

seriously.

you guys are turning [censored] weak tight. i think the party skins debacle is [censored] with your heads. i'm guesstimating avg HUSH stats are like 10/5/.3 based on the [censored] on this forum.

you've forgotten some [censored].

1. stop folding. if you never folded a pair in a 6-max game it would be a small mistake if one at all. wtsd% should be 60 min. this is [censored] party. not some weak passive home game.

2. if you have an ace or a king, and no flop has been dealt, you need to raise. if i hear more [censored] crap from noobs about making the pot too big i'm gonna quit the forum. BIG POTS MAKE FOR MORE MONEY. wow. p.s. jason t stop limping queens. thx.

3. addendum to the sexy. this is a key thing you guys never follow up on. if you c/r the river and get 3-bet you cap it every time. partly for value, partly metagame. all you need to have an acct on party is a [censored] address and a fake name, not some degree from tpt univ. these [censored] can't play and they think midpairs are the nuts. cap it and show em where the [censored] nuts are.

4. overuse of pt stats. these are irrelevant in the changing party game. its safe to assume your opponents do not know hand values or how to click the fold button preflop. exploit this. raise with any suited hand based on the peter rus theorem of playing lots of suited hands. [censored] swedish guy tells you to do it, YOU [censored] DO IT.

updates later if i'm not beating the party 50 like my daughter's bare ass.

later