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Old 08-01-2005, 03:04 PM
mlh2e mlh2e is offline
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So I'm out with some coworkers/friends this weekend, and this hypothetical was posed to the guys:

You are single and out and about by yourself and are propositioned for sex by a complete stranger (We'll make it a woman stranger). This woman has no horrible disfigurements and is 100% clean as far as STD's go. She is of legal age. She is also unable to conceive, so pregnancy is not an issue. Also, she has zero short-term memory, so no matter how good/bad you are in the sack, she will not remember a thing, so you are the only one, upon completion of the event, that will ever know of it.

I was surprised at the standards that some of my guy friends had, but I suspect that the same question posed without girls around would have completely different results.

So OOT, what honest requirements do you guys have for this?
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:06 PM
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You are single and out and about by yourself and are propositioned for sex by a complete stranger (We'll make it a woman stranger). This woman has no horrible disfigurements and is 100% clean as far as STD's go. She is of legal age. She is also unable to conceive, so pregnancy is not an issue. Also, she has zero short-term memory, so no matter how good/bad you are in the sack, she will not remember a thing, so you are the only one, upon completion of the event, that will ever know of it.

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Other than what you already said...uhhh...none?
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:07 PM
Non_Comformist Non_Comformist is offline
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her short term memory? WTF do i care about this again?
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:08 PM
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My first requirement would have to be that I was currently not married. Other than that it'd have to be someone that wouldn't cause me to throw up in my mouth whenever I thought back to shagging her.

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Old 08-01-2005, 03:12 PM
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as long as it looks decent
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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I was surprised at the standards that some of my guy friends had, but I suspect that the same question posed without girls around would have completely different results.


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Were their standards higher or lower with girls around? I would answer the same with or without girls around me.
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:20 PM
mlh2e mlh2e is offline
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Their standards were as follows..

Guy 1(single guy): She would have to be someone who I would approach sober at a bar. At least a 7.

Guy 2(single guy): i would have to talk with her for a while to see if we had a connection. 5 in looks, but with no connection, I couldn't do it.

Guy 3(me, married): Under 50, not so fat as to possibly injure me. No stench.

Guy 4 (married): I couldn't do it. I'm not that kind of guy.

Guy 5 (dating): At least a 6.
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:22 PM
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Their standards were as follows..

Guy 1(single guy): She would have to be someone who I would approach sober at a bar. At least a 7.

Guy 2(single guy): i would have to talk with her for a while to see if we had a connection. 5 in looks, but with no connection, I couldn't do it.

Guy 3(me, married): Under 50, not so fat as to possibly injure me. No stench.

Guy 4 (married): I couldn't do it. I'm not that kind of guy.

Guy 5 (dating): At least a 6.

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I'm pretty sure you all know you're full of [censored] and just fronting for your friends.
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:23 PM
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She'd have to be AT LEAST a 3.
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Old 08-01-2005, 03:27 PM
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