Looking for Amish Porn

#1 10-11-2005, 03:36 AM

You guys on this forum seem pretty resouceful when it comes to these matters... I REALLY REALLY need to find some Amish Porno; where can I find this? Its sort of an emergency.

jason_t · #2 10-11-2005, 03:37 AM

I'm really interested in knowing how this could be an emergency.

nomadtla · #3 10-11-2005, 03:37 AM

WTF?

Claunchy · #4 10-11-2005, 03:38 AM

CardSharpCook · #5 10-11-2005, 03:39 AM

NH, SIR!!!

nomadtla · #6 10-11-2005, 03:39 AM

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I'm really interested in knowing how this could be an emergency.

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Dude this man needs some amish porn stop asking questions and start looking don't youy have any human decency. I trust OP's deffinition of emergency

[censored] · #7 10-11-2005, 03:39 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say The Internet.

also this needs more explaining.

#8 10-11-2005, 03:40 AM

Thanks, you're a lifesaver, you may have even saved my marriage.

#9 10-11-2005, 03:43 AM

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you may have even saved my marriage.

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Did your wife go to the barn, and find you with the horse?

#10 10-11-2005, 03:55 AM

Yeah, I guess I should have explained a little better... I'm trying to spice up our sex life.... things have been getting pretty stale in the bed room, so I figure it might help if I suprise her when she gets home from work one day by lighting a few candles, dressing up like a 19th century dutchman, and popping that video in. She collects Amish things and we've gone to Pennsylvainia several times to gawk at the backwards trogledytes, so I figured she'd like some Amish sex. It was a toss-up between that and barn animals, but I figured I had better go with something SHE likes.