Song lyric limericks

[ChipWrecked]

The great minds here liked the sex haikus so much, I'll throw out this week's challenge for a contest I'm in. Take a song and make a limerick out of it. This is my entry (I'd expect yours to actually be good):

Stairway to Heaven
by Led Zeppelin

In a hedgerow there once was a bustle
As the May Queen with her spring clean did tussle
The stairway on high
A lady did buy
And the top of the classic rock countdowns was muscled.

[samjjones]

Bravo. I will have to look up the structure of a limerick, but you've set the bar high.

[diebitter]

oooh, this is a lot tougher than haiku:

Metloaf - bat out of hell

On a big bike a young man did start,
And going slow was not really a part
of his ride that day
and I hate to say
He ended up losing his heart

[samjjones]

A boy was looking for some romance
So he met a hot chick at a dance
Her voice was kinda hoarse
As a matter of course
Cause there was a big dick in her pants

Lola - The Kinks

[diebitter]

Ya just set the bar real high, Sam!

nice han sah

[jakethebake]

Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

[diebitter]

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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

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Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next.

[jakethebake]

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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.

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Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next.

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Nah. I'm feeling kooky today but inspired.

[samjjones]

In the old city down by the bay
Two people walking 'round all astray
The new boy from Detroit
And his girl to exploit
While listeners deny they are gay

"Don't Stop Believing" - Journey

[ChipWrecked]

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A boy was looking for some romance
So he met a hot chick at a dance
Her voice was kinda hoarse
As a matter of course
Cause there was a big dick in her pants

Lola - The Kinks

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Wow. Bravo.