No Content Runoff (Improved)

MrWookie47 · #1 11-11-2005, 02:24 AM

This is a second thread because I forgot to put a checkbox for Miles's costume. If you already voted, my apologies, but please vote again.

Here we have it. The cream of the no content crop. Please vote for your favorite 5 based on whatever criteria you wish. If you reply to this thread with your votes, they count double. Votes from gimmick accounts or accounts made to stuff the ballot box do not count. Voting runs until 2 AM EST 11/12/2005. The entrants are (in order in which they were nominated):

From _Kevin_:

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Hard to fault villian on this on (although I think I would have slowed down on the river). Only AA or AK beat him and has AQ, KQ, QQ and JT drawing thin or dead. Only the 2nd hand I've played that was capped on all 4 streets. He was laggy but I was ready to slow down on the turn if he led and I didn't improve. I really figured this was a split by the river but I capped anyway. Glad I did [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].

Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
UTG raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 6 folds, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Flop: (9.50 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

Turn: (8.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls.

River: (16.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls $0.75 (All-In).

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results in white below: 
UTG has Kd Kh (full house, kings full of aces).
Hero has Ks As (full house, aces full of kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB. 

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From Reqtech:

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My biggest one night haul ever. $400, on just my second night of leaving 1/2 6-max. Nothing like moving up in limits and being greated by the sweet, sweet upswing of variance. Played only one table and concentrated fairly hard on paying attention to my opponents and making good reads....but let's be honest here, 90% of this is variance, and I'm not complaining [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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From Jersey Tom:

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Villain (same for both hands) is a complete and utter LAGtard, and is welcome to sit with me in any poker game.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: JerseyTom is BB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, Button calls, SB completes, JerseyTom checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, JerseyTom raises, MP folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, JerseyTom raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, JerseyTom caps, SB calls.

River: (13 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, JerseyTom raises, SB 3-bets, JerseyTom caps, SB calls.

Final Pot: 21 BB

Results in white below: 
JerseyTom has 9d 5d (straight flush, nine high).
SB has Qc 5c (straight, eight high).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 21 BB. 

And then, a few hands later...

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: JerseyTom is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, MP calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, JerseyTom checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, JerseyTom bets, MP folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB raises, JerseyTom 3-bets, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, JerseyTom raises, CO calls, SB 3-bets, JerseyTom caps, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (19 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, JerseyTom raises, CO folds, SB 3-bets, JerseyTom caps, SB calls $1.28 (All-In).

Final Pot: 26.64 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has 2d As (full house, threes full of twos).
JerseyTom has Th 3c (four of a kind, threes).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 26.63 BB. 

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From David H:

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Finally in the black for 6 max. Small sample size, blah, blah, blah.

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From BluesInSoul:

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God I love Saturday. Finish today with a 250BB rush. It definitely makes life more beautiful.

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From Something Clever:

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Win or lose, this always puts a hop in my step.

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

River: (3 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, CO checks, Button checks.

Final Pot: 3 BB

Results:
SB has Ac Qc (full house, queens full of aces).
BB has 7c Th (one pair, queens).
UTG has 6c 5d (one pair, queens).
Hero has Ts Jc (one pair, queens).
CO has Td Kd (one pair, queens).
Button has 3d Jd (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins 3 BB.

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From raillery:

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here is what i drnkak tonioght:

6 shtos vodka
5 beers (beast)4 solo cups champgane

started at 9:30. It is now 1:45 am. I haven't had a dirnk since 11:30 or so,. I was reallt [censored] up a hwile agagol. like terrible.

i dont have clas somorotrow. husutj had as midtemr tuesdat and normally that class meets tommrorow. (aka thrhus) sop tinguhtg owas scelebration.

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From turaho:

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You want a bad beat? I'll give you a bad beat. Villain had less than a 1% chance of winning this hand on the flop:

Party Poker 1.00/2.00 Hold'em (9 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, 2 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, SB calls, 1 folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (13.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Hero raises, SB folds, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds.

Turn: (10.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, UTG+1 3-bets, Hero caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (22.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
UTG bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 caps, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 34.00 BB.
Results in white below:
UTG+1 has 4c 4h (four of a kind, fours.)
Hero has Qd Qh (a full house, Queens full of fives.)
UTG has Qs Th (two pairs, queens and fives.)
UTG+1 wins 33.50 BB.


It's UTG that really makes me smile in this hand, though.

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From Greg J:

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That sir, is, I beleive, the worst bad beat possible from a statistical standpoint. I have seen it too. A while back (like almost a year ago) a Party .5/1 hand (this is from memory):

I have AA (offsuit) in LP:

Two guys limp in ep, I raise in mp, folded to the bb who calls.

Flop: A T x

Checked to me I bet, two callers.

Turn: T

I get check raised, I 3 bet, the third guy goes away, villian caps.

River: T

He bets, I call al in (ran out of chips [mistake, I know <but hey this was played a long time ago so please don't flame me {I don't make this mistake anymore}>]).

Some clown turns over T4o.

I go buy a new mouse.

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From gharp:

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Guess this is a good place to post a hand I actually played on the Bad Beat Jackpot tables:

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $2.
2 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, MP1 calls, CO folds, Button folds.

Turn: (4 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP1 3-bets, SB folds, Hero caps, MP1 calls.

River: (13 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results:
Hero has 3d 3h (four of a kind, threes).
MP1 has 9s Ad (four of a kind, aces).
Outcome: MP1 wins 17 BB.

Jackpot was around $200k at the time. [Big Sigh]

(And yeah, I probably shouldn't have bet the river...)

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From Milesdyson:

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From Something Clever:

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I suckout nearly perfect perfect straight flush over flopped quads. I play good.

UTG has 99.67% equity on the flop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises, MP calls, 2 folds, SB calls $3 (All-In), Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero checks, UTG checks, MP checks.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, UTG calls, MP folds.

River: (6 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results:
SB has Qd 9d (flush, queen high).
Hero has 4d Ad (straight flush, seven high).
UTG has 7s 7c (four of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB.

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From Redd:

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Quoted from one of Wookie's numerous drunken rants last night:

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Party sucks my slightly smaller than averacge cock

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Now THAT is a bad beat.

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From Jersey Tom:

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And I forgot about this one... my all-time favorite!! This has to be considered for top prize...

Tom

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From Numeri:

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I immediately thought of this thread after the hand.

Absolute 0.5/1 6-max table, but 3-handed.

I'm having convertor issues, so I'm going from memory here.

preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Button calls, Hero completes, BB raises, Button calls, Hero calls.

flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero checks, BB checks, Button checks.

turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero bets, BB calls, Button calls.

river: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero bets, BB calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button caps, Hero calls.

Results:
Button shows 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] for the flopped full house, and in the immortal words of the Wookie, "I administer the brutal suckout." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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From Deception5:

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Been meaning to post this one for a while...

Party Poker (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero calls, 3 folds, SB raises, BB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets,BB calls,Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, BB folds, Hero calls.

Results below: SB has Kh Ks (four of a kind, kings).
Hero has Qd Td (flush, king high).

What's amazing about this hand is not that I lost to quads. It's that this was when I was playing the 2/4 bad beat jackpot tables and the jackpot was 60k. If that 8d had been the 9d or Ad I'd have been 15k richer.

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From Guruman:

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the adventures of Tiltman

This morning at a crypto 2/4 sixmax table. Tiltman had 250 big bets at the table and was trying to push people around.
Names are changed to protect the innocent, and be advised: he gets profane when he loses.

Enjoy.

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From Hobbs.:

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This one hurt. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Party Poker 10.00/20.00 Hold'em (6 handed) link

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls.

River: (5.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9.00 BB.
Results in white below:
BB has 2s Ad (four of a kind, aces.)
Hero has Kd Ks (a full house, Aces full of kings.)
BB wins 8.85 BB.


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benkath1 · #2 11-11-2005, 02:27 AM

OK, I Redd's observant post almost made me fall out of my chair. If it had been a pic of miles in the costume, then he might have gotten my vote.

Those are some good suckouts too btw.

#3 11-11-2005, 02:52 AM

2 Vteos! Wninining!! Sop tinguhtg owas scelebration!!!!

#4 11-11-2005, 03:35 AM

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2 Vteos! Wninining!! Sop tinguhtg owas scelebration!!!!

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I think it is too late to add yourself to the poll, now [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

MrWookie47 · #5 11-11-2005, 10:56 AM

Bump for the morning crew. Don't forget. You can vote for up to 5, and if you reply with your votes, I'll count them a second time.

Redd · #6 11-11-2005, 11:03 AM

Hahaha! I think it's great that Wookie's penis made it into the contest, and didn't even realize it was nominated until the voting. I was gonna bring it up but I didn't know how LC these posts could be.

SL__72 · #7 11-11-2005, 11:26 AM

I voted for Something Clever twice but... Jersey Tom's hand where the dude overcalls w/ the nut low HAS to win.

#8 11-11-2005, 11:34 AM

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I voted for Something Clever twice but... Jersey Tom's hand where the dude overcalls w/ the nut low HAS to win.

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I agree. That's probably the most stupid thing I have ever seen.

Vote4Pedro · #9 11-11-2005, 11:39 AM

dysondyson's costume got my vote, but S. Clever's "passive sb" was a close second

#10 11-11-2005, 12:19 PM

Something about brutal suckouts and slowplay moves. I will throw extra votes in for the fps slowplays in numeri's suckout and something clever's checks around uber-slowplay. Kudos to villain.

edit: clarification

View Poll Results: Seed A vs Seed B
A) Alizee	84	54.19%
B) Catherine Bell	71	45.81%
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