Business Idea

As I read my emails from solicitors from Nigeria, Zimbabwe, et al, who want to deposit money into my account, I can't help but think how much more convincing their emails would be if the grammar was at least that of a 1st grader.

So, introducing: Spammer Grammar. A new service that offers grammar solutions to increase click rates.

Any backers?

[xadrez]

me know understand

They need to pass themselves off as foreigners. Poor English make story believe to be more.

[Freakin]

There's not really a lot of business start-up costs associated with it. All you ahve to do it create like a million hotmail account and sign them up for every 'free gift certificate' you can find. Reply to spam with your own spam, and give up on life in disappointment.

Freakin

[samjjones]

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As I read my emails from solicitors from Nigeria, Zimbabwe, et al, who want to deposit money into my account, I can't help but think how much more convincing their emails would be if the grammar was at least that of a 1st grader.

So, introducing: Spammer Grammar. A new service that offers grammar solutions to increase click rates.

Any backers?

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Have you considered that perhaps these e-mails are misspelled to avoid specific spam blocking text search strings?

[TheBlueMonster]

set up this business just to get the spammer's home address so you can send them a box full of fire ants

[Freakin]

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set up this business just to get the spammer's home address so you can send them a box full of fire ants

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Or giant japanese hornets

Freakin

I believe that Word has a built-in grammar checker. Why my associates refuse to use this functionality before they send out their letters is a mystery to me, my friend.

[TheBlueMonster]

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Or giant japanese hornets

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uch yeah...I assume you saw that special on Fox two years ago? World's Nastiest Bugs (or something like that)