Cletus = pwnt

SomethingClever · #1 08-12-2005, 12:54 AM

This made me laugh out loud.

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jokerthief · #2 08-12-2005, 01:07 AM

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Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib).

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I would've loved to see exactly how this transpired.

Turkish · #3 08-12-2005, 01:23 AM

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The Oklahoma man was busted and busted up last Friday by an aggrieved husband and wife team whose home had been broken into on five consecutive nights.

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Dare I say,...brilliant?

astroglide · #4 08-12-2005, 12:02 PM

broke in for FIVE CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS. how were the police not there, and how did he have to use makeshift weapons? there would be cops waiting on the third night or i'd be sitting in a chair with an aluminum baseball bat.

Shajen · #5 08-12-2005, 12:04 PM

damn straight. The crazy part was dude had 53 [censored] lbs of underwear.

Good God.

"An elaborate trap" was used huh. Gnarly.

asofel · #6 08-12-2005, 12:21 PM

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damn straight. The crazy part was dude had 53 [censored] lbs of underwear.

Good God.

"An elaborate trap" was used huh. Gnarly.

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yea i like that part: "Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby's crib)."

djoyce003 · #7 08-12-2005, 12:33 PM

i'd call that a double meat ass whoopin with cheese.

fnord_too · #8 08-12-2005, 12:43 PM

Wow. I don't even know how to begin to react to that story (other of course than fighting back my laughter since I am at work).

I REALLY want to see the ellaborate trap that involved a coffee cup, bra, and piece of string. I'm guessing it involved using the bra as bait and ended up with Cletus catching the coffe cup with his head. No video of the actual events could live up to the scene I have in my head.