Why don't you give your money to strippers?

sexdrugsmoney · #1 07-09-2005, 04:17 AM

With all the threads about giving money to the poor, or orphaned children, etc, I ask the question:

<font color="red"> Why don't you give your money to strippers? </font>

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addickt · #2 07-09-2005, 04:31 AM

I used to take strippers money from them.

Then I actually found a cool one and married her.. ( she is actually a good girl, other than the fact she used to show hir tits for money) She made about 200k a year for doing nothing other than showing her boobs..

Now that I am married to her, I only give her money to buy groceries and stuff

Mikey · #3 07-09-2005, 05:21 AM

Dude, I give my money to friend's sister all the time.

KaneKungFu123 · #4 07-09-2005, 06:48 AM

I do.

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With all the threads about giving money to the poor, or orphaned children, etc, I ask the question:

<font color="red"> Why don't you give your money to strippers? </font>

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BZ_Zorro · #5 07-09-2005, 07:38 AM

Because prostitutes actually earn it.

grass · #6 07-09-2005, 09:40 AM

because those fat bytches are richer than i am.

Lawrence Ng · #7 07-09-2005, 04:31 PM

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Because prostitutes actually earn it.

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I don't think there will be any answer that tops this! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Lawrence

Stephen Gray · #8 07-09-2005, 11:19 PM

Never been to a strip club. If one day I do go to a strip
club and decide for whatever reason that I am unable to pay
the stripper, I will evaluate said reason and report promptly.

bkholdem · #9 07-09-2005, 11:58 PM

Giving money to strippers sucks ass. You give them money for getting you turned on and then they go in the back room and laugh at you while they count your money while you are left high and dry.

Giving money to a stripper? You might as well just give them some money to kick you in the balls and then laugh at you. hahaha

LargeCents · #10 07-10-2005, 02:10 AM

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Giving money to strippers sucks ass. You give them money for getting you turned on and then they go in the back room and laugh at you while they count your money while you are left high and dry.

Giving money to a stripper? You might as well just give them some money to kick you in the balls and then laugh at you. hahaha

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I once sent a stripper running, crying back to the "dressing room". I was extremely wasted with a bunch of buddies of mine. I was outta singles, and she was pressing me for money. I can't remember what I said, but it must've been pretty bad, something to the effect, that she wasn't worth it, or whatever. My buddies didn't help, trying to pass cash over to me, so I could tip her. I guess I got all high and mighty about not tipping her, and she got all high and mighty about not getting tipped. I thought the bouncer was going to rip my head of, but he just stared me down. Yeah, I'm a cool customer. lol.