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07-09-2005, 02:17 AM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
My favorite saying (aside from God f'n dammit).
See you in hell. Make sure you look me up if you get a game going down there. I'll be the one screaming in agony and burning and burning and burning and, yet, never quite completely burning up. 
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#3
07-09-2005, 02:23 AM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
Remember the Cosby stand-up bit where he said growing up, he thought his name was Jesus Christ because that's how his father would address him when he was angry. And how his brother was dammit? Then one day he was out in the rain and his dad was like, "DAMMIT! GET IN THE HOUSE!" And he said, "But dad I'm Jesus Christ."
Man I'm tired...that is all.
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#4
07-09-2005, 02:27 AM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
No, you'll be playing cards but always losing to two outers.
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#5
07-09-2005, 02:30 AM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
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No, you'll be playing cards but always losing to two outers. [/ QUOTE ] Ok, that's it. I'm going to church Suday.
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#6
07-09-2005, 05:51 PM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
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Dropped 4 buyins in less than an hour! I hate poker. That is all. [/ QUOTE ] What a dissapointment. That wasn't a rant at all; just bitching. I was expecting like five pages of pure lamentation. Oh well... Maybe someone else will give a good rant...
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#7
07-09-2005, 06:06 PM
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Re: Jesus F\'in Christ (rant)
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My favorite saying (aside from God f'n dammit). See you in hell. Make sure you look me up if you get a game going down there. I'll be the one screaming in agony and burning and burning and burning and, yet, never quite completely burning up. [/ QUOTE ] I'm laughing my ass off. My only addition to your reply is that when my big pair holds up like 3 hands later I'll say,"Thank you sweet jesus." (which, of course, makes it worse......if I was at least consistent and stuck with just cursing God, maybe he'd have more respect for me.)
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