Release this poor tortured Iraqi man now!

[Broken Glass Can]

The soldiers said his favourite food used to be Cheetos, a cheese-flavoured crisp.
That was until the supply ran out <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #1 - not giving him his favorite food!) </font> and the guards gave him a bag of Doritos, a similar snack, instead.
"He kept asking for doris. He'd eat a family-size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes." <font color="red"> Torture Evidence #2 - we are turning him into a typical FAT American shortening his expected life!) </font>

They were first introduced to him in a cell at the end of a long filthy hallway past empty rooms.
Later, he was moved to cleaner, rat-free room <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #3 - Rats! Filthy Hallway!) </font> furnished only with a bed, toilet, red plastic chair, prayer mat and a few books, including a fire-singed Koran with a bullet-hole through it. <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #4 - Koran burned and with a hole, need I say more. We should riot and kill people over this outrage!) </font>

The soldiers said Saddam was neatly barbered, washed his own clothes, and was a "germophobic". <font color="red"> (Torture Evidence #5 - he has to work! Do his own laundry! And he suffers from a phobia! What have we done to this poor man?)</font>

I am investigating whether we are using air conditioners in his torture regime... I'll get back to you on that.

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[trippin bily]

Its even worse than that.
The latest report is that soldiers brought him...
drum roll please.....

CIGARETTES !!!!!
Oh the humanity of it all !!!
It makes me think of nazis and evil russians.

[MtSmalls]

BGC, When are you signing up?? Surely you want to add your fighting spirit to that of the rest of our soldiers overseas or at Gitmo.

Or are you just another one of the Yellow Elephants?

[Broken Glass Can]

I am on my way to the...







the home of the world famous food...

[Greg J]

Wow that was truly hillarious. Really. I mean it was funny. Ha ha. Wow. Great.

I'm not being sarcastic either. Ha ha ha.

<font color="white">[Cartman voice] WEAK!!! [/Cartman voice] </font>

[lastchance]

Now this is how you belittle the enemy. :P