Happy Endings

[LALDAAS]

Ya so does this actually happen:

A Roomates story.....Usally trust worthy but I still wonder.

So we all hangin out on Saturday playing our typical home game and getting bombed.

One of my buddies little brothers (18) shows up with a sh!t eating grim on his face.

So were like WTF puddin! (thats his deemed name)

He tells us how he went and got a rub down with a happy ending from some hot ass Russian beotch.

My roomate calls BULLSHIT! Not in our little town.

So Puddin gives him the number and tells him to call and make an appointment.

So my Roomate dails away and sure enough the have an opening at 7pm.

So now my Roomate starts really swallowing the beer saying " I am gonna make this Beotch really work for this nut, Gimme another beer."

ROFL

7pm rolls around and he is out.

We all hang out waiting his return.

2 hours later my Roomate comes home with this crazy ass story.

He tells us how he walks in for his appointment and the receptionist asks him to follow her into a room were he is to pick his girl for his massage.

Roomie said there all smokin hot Russian girls.

He picks a hot red head and she talks him by the hand in to another room, A shower room.

She then asks him to undress and step into the shower and she washes him down. Then asks him to put on some fuzzy ass white robe and escorts him to the massage room.

From there she tells him its $50 with clothes on and $60 if she does the massage butt ass naked.

Of course he choose butt ass naked.

This lasted about 45 mins.

I quote him "EXTREMELY EROTIC"

Then she says if you want a little more its gonna cost a little more, So he wips out a ten spot and see starts strokin his mule. Smiling the whole time.

So this last 10 mins and she stops. He says WTF she said "If you want more it cost more"

Roomate: "How much"

Russian beotch: "For the whole package"

Roomate: "ok"

Russian beotch: "$20"

Roomate: "lets do this"

BBAAMM! Then she turns into this freaky deeky hooker and starts givin him the best no hands noober of his life.

----This is where the story gets more absurd-----

Then she hands him a rubber surgical glove and tells him to put it on his junk then she bends over on the table and she starts yelling at him "FCUK ME, FCUK ME"

He said it was greatest bang of his life as he drilled the hot ass russian beotch from behind while he watched him self in the mirror.


Now my fellow 2+2ers do we belive this story....Does this thing actually happen?

He says if I dont belive him to make an appiontment.

Now here is my deal if my girl ever I mean ever found out it is over! and yet I am curious.

Love hot red head russian beotches what your take on this ?

[Pocket Trips]

go for it.. then PM the adress to your fellow Jersey OOT'er [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[jakethebake]

I don't know where you live, but I think it would cost more than that. But there's an easy way to check the story right?

[stankybank]

LOL.

Funny.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I don't know where you live, but I think it would cost more than that.

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It does, once you get done with the co-pays for the doctor visits and the meds for everything she has crawling around inside her.

[LALDAAS]

I am very curious but I think I might pass, Depends I will see if a few more of my boys have the same experience. Then I might do the John Smith thing. without ever telling a soul.

For pocket trips its in Roselle Park if ou know the town and if you want I see if I can get the # from the roomate and Ill PM you with it.

[chaas4747]

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I don't know where you live, but I think it would cost more than that.

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It does, once you get done with the co-pays for the doctor visits and the meds for everything she has crawling around inside her.

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At $20 a shot, it takes a lotta customers to pay the bills.

[phage]

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Now here is my deal if my girl ever I mean ever found out it is over! and yet I am curious.


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Give your girl some massage oil, a red wig and some rubber gloves....

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I am very curious but I think I might pass.

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If you really must try for it, just go almost all the way. Balk at the last $20.

[jakethebake]

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I am very curious but I think I might pass.

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If you really must try for it, just go almost all the way. Balk at the last $20.

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Yea. A tug & a rub w/o "the whole package".