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Old 06-09-2005, 10:33 AM
diddle diddle is offline
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New dealer sits down, shuffles, and deals.

Guy says, "Ahh dealer, I remember you. You are going to bust me."

Dealer: "No, I'm not going to bust you."

Guy looks at cards.

Guy says, "Well, I have a surprise for you." And raises.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:36 AM
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That was supposed to be funny?
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:38 AM
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So not funny haha, funny queer?
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:40 AM
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it was hilarious.

for a site full of nerdy ass card players, there sure are a lot of joke police.

Seriously, I can't imagine any of you skinny little horse fluffers making a [censored] joke without snorting up your juicy juice.
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:47 AM
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Default Re: Funny Comment WSOP

I actually thought my comment was kinda funny (haha).

And skinny, I wish. 6'5" 240.

But really, "hilarious"? C'mon. Maybe it was "funny" like the Royal Tannenbaum's was "funny". Dark comedy doesn't play well in an internet forum.
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:28 AM
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it was hilarious.

for a site full of nerdy ass card players, there sure are a lot of joke police.

Seriously, I can't imagine any of you skinny little horse fluffers making a [censored] joke without snorting up your juicy juice.

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Oh, man, that was so funny, I just snorted up my juicy juice.

Oh well. Back to the clydesdales.
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:31 AM
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for a site full of nerdy ass card players

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now THAT was funny
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:33 AM
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for a site full of nerdy ass card players

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now THAT was funny

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it's funny because it's true
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Old 06-09-2005, 11:50 AM
meow_meow meow_meow is offline
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Default Re: Funny Comment WSOP

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it was hilarious.

for a site full of nerdy ass card players, there sure are a lot of joke police.

Seriously, I can't imagine any of you skinny little horse fluffers making a [censored] joke without snorting up your juicy juice.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, man, that was so funny, I just snorted up my juicy juice.

Oh well. Back to the clydesdales.

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Now that made me laugh. I'll stick to ponies.
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Old 06-09-2005, 02:33 PM
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it was hilarious.

for a site full of nerdy ass card players, there sure are a lot of joke police.

Seriously, I can't imagine any of you skinny little horse fluffers making a [censored] joke without snorting up your juicy juice.

[/ QUOTE ]

Oh, man, that was so funny, I just snorted up my juicy juice.

Oh well. Back to the clydesdales.

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Now that made me laugh. I'll stick to ponies.

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Clydesdales vrs greyhounds at a mile and a half...is the money on greyhounds?

--Zetack
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