Official June 18 Crap Slots Signup

[Matt Flynn]

Listen up donks. You will be paying for all my meals in Vegas. I eat well and drink weller, so bring a lot of cash.

Here are the rules:

Groups of 3 to 6 will self-assemble. It's best if everyone in a Group knows each other well enough to talk smack. Not a problem for OOTiots, but those from other forums may want to Winston Churchill it and write a few good ones down in advance.

All games will be played on LINEAR banks of nickel slots so everyone can see each other. Part of the game is finding said nickel slots. Yes you may play quarters but you suck if you do. Ideally there's a line judge to penalize for credit play, point out dropped quarters and so on.

ADVANCED games should be started with a new drink in hand. You MUST hold the drink the entire game and finish the drink before your time is up. You MAY move the drink from hand to hand. For superadvanced you start with two drinks and cannot use a hand until one drink is gone. You must continue to hold the other drink throughout, even if the drink is empty. Note: for advanced games, all $10 in nickels may be intiially dumped into the tray. For nonadvanced games all nickels start in unopened $2 rolls. All drinks must be well mixed drinks or beers (not advised) or stronger. Equally attractive nonalcoholic beverages are not allowed. Play nonadvanced if you're teatotalling.

As always, no credit play is allowed. All coins must be hand placed into the machine. All winnings must be cashed out and recycled by hand. Failure to do so will result in a penalty of the judge's choosing, traditionally 5 or 10 pushups for each offense.

I accept all challenges but will only be eating one or two meals that weekend, so it's first-come, first to have to serve me.

Matt

P.S. Check caps are allowed but must be declared in advnace.