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Old 05-26-2005, 08:57 PM
treeofwisdom7 treeofwisdom7 is offline
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Default Meaning of life and EV

for the past week i was thinking about the meaning of life and EV. losing players tend to do this. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] .. today i found out the meaning of life!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

A girl came to the store around lunch time. she was about 24 years old and a fine looker. after walking around the store once she came up to the counter with CORRECTOL *the womans gentle laxative*. she said she wasnt constipated but that she was trying to lose weight. she then asked me how much i think she weights and i said i couldnt answer that question. this girl didnt look over 130 and she was kind of HOT, so i told her that she looked fine and she went on her way.

now i know the meaning of life..


my problem is how does this effect my EV????
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Old 05-26-2005, 08:59 PM
DasLeben DasLeben is offline
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Talking about woman's laxative is definitely -EV.
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:03 PM
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"Spaceman" Bryce? Is that you?
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:08 PM
treeofwisdom7 treeofwisdom7 is offline
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there really is an answer to the question i pose, "the meaning of life"
if you dont figure out the meaning of life from my post then you can pm me and i'll tell ya
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:22 PM
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Default Re: Meaning of life and EV

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there really is an answer to the question i pose, "the meaning of life"
if you dont figure out the meaning of life from my post then you can pm me and i'll tell ya

[/ QUOTE ]

Is it "Put it in her pooper"?

Given her issues, this seems like it could make winners out of both of you. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:24 PM
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It might be...but try to get to the pooper before the CORRECTOL. If you do it after it could get messy.
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:35 PM
treeofwisdom7 treeofwisdom7 is offline
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i think i know how this relates to EV now. when you chase the meaningless things in life you get a -EV. also going after girls, popularity, ect.. will give you a -EV in the long run. so the meaning of life is a -EV ..

nobody has figured out the meaning of life posed in this situation..

at least i figured out EV. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:40 PM
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Are you saying it is 24, not 42?
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:40 PM
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Are you figuring out the meaning of life by the process of elimination? Thank you for helping me cross out going after girls and taking women's laxatives from my list of meaning of life candidates [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2005, 09:58 PM
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I think we can safely cross out reading internet forums, too.
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