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Jesus drives
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CHARLESTON, West Virginia (AP) -- Attempts to prove his name really is Christ have led the man born as Peter Robert Phillips Jr. through a lengthy legal battle and a recent victory in the District of Columbia Court of Appeals. <font color="white"> . </font> But he still falls short of West Virginia title and license transfer requirements because he has been unable to obtain an official name change in Washington. Christ applied for the legal name change in May 2003, but it was denied by District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Tim Murphy because "taking the name of Jesus Christ may ... significantly offend people." <font color="white"> .</font> Described by his attorney as a white-haired businessman in his mid-50s, Christ is moving to West Virginia to enjoy a slower lifestyle. He bought property near Lost River, about 100 miles west of Washington, and has a U.S. passport, Social Security card and Washington driver's license bearing the name Jesus Christ. [/ QUOTE ] I am guessing S.U.V. CNN Report |
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Re: Jesus drives
[ QUOTE ] Any comment from the man in the middle of this legal tussle? "Christ is not speaking to the press at this time," Pishevar said. [/ QUOTE ] Smarter than the original? -Zeno |
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Yes, but Moses Putts
There used to be billboards out here that said "Jesus Saves," and some industrious soul graffitied, "Yes, but Moses invests."
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Re: Yes, but Moses Putts
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There used to be billboards out here that said "Jesus Saves," and some industrious soul graffitied, "Yes, but Moses invests." [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. -Gryph |
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