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Railbird chat
The following chat took place at a table I was playing on today on Party. I've edited out hand results and most of the comments from other players.
As you can probably tell, sometimes I get kind of bored while I'm playing. Railbird: can anyone help me out and lend me $50 til i get home friday...if its that much of a hassle ill pay you back an extra $25 as soon as i get home bdk3clash: Sure--how do I pay you? Railbird: do u know how to transfer/ bdk3clash: Yeah Railbird: thats how Railbird: ur from brooklyn i have relatives thre Railbird: im not sure whre in brooklyn tho bdk3clash: Cool. Railbird: yea are u goin to transfer me the money bdk3clash: How do I know you'll pay me back? Railbird: i will give u my name and email to contact me Railbird: i will...ull make 25 bucks Railbird: ill be back friday bdk3clash: Because I've loaned money to like a dozen people and none of them have paid me back. Nonetheless I remain optimistic. Railbird: i will pay u back bdk3clash: They all said that. What makes you different? Railbird: i know its hard to trust me over the internet Railbird: but idk what to tellu Railbird: what u wanna hear? bdk3clash: Can you tell me what you're wearing? Railbird: blue shirt blue jeans Railbird: lol bdk3clash: Mmmm. bdk3clash: Slowly. Railbird: if u loan me money Railbird: u gonna help me out or no bdk3clash: Are you single? Railbird: ill answer these questions after u help me Railbird: (yes) bdk3clash: Would you describe yourself as "bi-curious"? Railbird: send me the money and we'll talk Railbird: not responding to that untill i recieve the ttransfer Railbird: bdk3clash, u gonna help me out? bdk3clash: OK--as soon as you give me the $25 I'll give you the $50. Railbird: if i could send u 25, i would be playing Railbird: i cant deposit untill friday bdk3clash: What? I thought that's how it worked. Railbird: my cc is in my dorm room Railbird: noo....u send me 50....then i get home..i send u 75 back bdk3clash: But if you send me $25 first then I'll owe you $25 but you'll owe me $50 so you'll be $75 ahead! (Is my math right?) Railbird: yea but if i had 25 bucks in my account then i would be playing Railbird: i just have no way to deposit untill i get home bdk3clash: OK, I'll send the $50. Railbird: ull make 25 bucks on friday evening Railbird: aright....tell me when u need to know my name bdk3clash: As soon as you send me the $25. Railbird: i cant send u the 25 untill friday bdk3clash: Oh, OK. I got it. Railbird: so can yu help me> bdk3clash: You send me $25 on Friday, THEN I send you the $50. Railbird: well once i get home i wont need ur help Railbird: i can just deposit and play with my own money Railbird: i only need ur help because im bored and at my relatives Railbird: so if ur gona send me 50 now thats great if not thanks bdk3clash: Wait. PLAY with your own money? Why do that when I'm literally going to GIVE you $50? Railbird: because im not a lowlife Railbird: i just want to play now Railbird: and i pay u back friday Railbird: look buddy, u gonna help me out or not? bdk3clash: Wait--start from the beginning again, but put the money in British pounds (my account is in British pounds, not dollars.) Railbird: funny Railbird: bye bdk3clash: I'm just trying to help. Railbird: UR FROM BROOKLYN Railbird: GOODBYE bdk3clash: Yeah but I set up my account through a UK bank, it's a long, complicated story. bdk3clash: Want to hear it? Player: Well, that was entertaining. "Mm slowly" was the highlight. bdk3clash: Thanks, I was wondering how long it would be before he gave up. |
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Re: Railbird chat
gg
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Re: Railbird chat
I agree with Player...the rest was a just waste of time.
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Re: Railbird chat
Yeah, Player is cool... he sits at my tables sometimes and always makes me laugh...
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Re: Railbird chat
Hehe, I like it...gotta try this once in a while [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: Railbird chat
Funny stuff, what a scammer this guy is.
I liked this part, how obvious can he be "Railbird: ur from brooklyn i have relatives thre Railbird: im not sure whre in brooklyn tho" |
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Re: Railbird chat
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Would you describe yourself as "bi-curious"? [/ QUOTE ] Gold. |
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Re: Railbird chat
"Because I've loaned money to like a dozen people and none of them have paid me back. Nonetheless I remain optimistic."
haha. nice work. |
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