Unlimited "Great quotes from other players" thread.

[octaveshift]

Last night, on the bubble, blinds T500:

As they are folding to me hand after hand, I see: "You raise too high! You'll get no action."

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Then, when I bust with KQ after being called by K9, I see this hit the chat box:

"Thank God he's gone. All he did was push!"

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[jacks321]

The other night, party 10+1 on the bubble. "You already have most of the chips, you can stop stealing now"

[Irieguy]

Here's my favorite regular quote. Got it about 10 times the other night:

"oh, wow. sorry."

Irieguy

[Bigwig]

I'm playing in the following two tourneys at the same time two nights ago. Here's what people were saying about me:

Tourney 1, four-handed: "All you do is push." "Somebody call him." "I know I have you beat (folds)." "On tilt, von?"

Tourney 2, heads-up: "Geez, you're tight." "What are you waiting for, A's?"

So, I'm way too tight, and way too aggressive.

[Unarmed]

Funniest exchange from last night:

HU I'm pushing every SB, so he starts doing the same.

I push
He says: queer
He pushes
I say: queer
I push
He says: queer
He pushes
I say: queer

... and so on until the gmae ended 15 hands later. Not another word was typed. I was cracking up... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Bigwig]

[ QUOTE ]
Funniest exchange from last night:

HU I'm pushing every SB, so he starts doing the same.

I push
He says: queer
He pushes
I say: queer
I push
He says: queer
He pushes
I say: queer

... and so on until the gmae ended 15 hands later. Not another word was typed. I was cracking up... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

Ha!

Here's something you don't want to hear:

The other night, we're 8 handed at a $50, and I recognize a 2+2er. I say, 'supbro,' and two other players besides this guy start asking me if I was all-county. Half the damn table was 2+2ers. Yuck. Get me out.

[zambonidrivr]

How about after someone puts in a hefty raise after the flop and someone else pushes....

Come on Mr Raise, you [censored] pussy. Call that [censored].

[MSUcougar]

[ QUOTE ]
Ha!

Here's something you don't want to hear:

The other night, we're 8 handed at a $50, and I recognize a 2+2er. I say, 'supbro,' and two other players besides this guy start asking me if I was all-county. Half the damn table was 2+2ers. Yuck. Get me out.

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lol I had a similar instance come up the other day... in fact it's possible we're talking about the same table (I don't know your Party name)...

[Voltron87]

couple good ones here...



LolotheBunny: i think he has it
nugget29: next time i will
#1813044395: Voltron87 wins 3085 chips
nugget29: alright
nugget29: wanna play rough
LolotheBunny: i hate you
LolotheBunny: *thinks*
nugget29: me to
#1813045623: Voltron87 wins 3285 chips




Voltron87 wins 3285 chips
#1813055859: LolotheBunny wins 1770 chips from the main pot with two pairs, queens and jacks.
nugget29: dude what the fck
nugget29: how many allins are you g\onna fckin win
#1813057278: Voltron87 wins 450 chips
LolotheBunny: enough!
nugget29: unfckinreal
#1813058335: Voltron87 wins 3735 chips
LolotheBunny: jeesus
LolotheBunny: i wish i was big stack
LolotheBunny: someone go up against that man

LolotheBunny: bad idea ^^
nugget29: so thats what you go allin on
#1813067123: nugget29 wins 600 chips
LolotheBunny: everytime baby
#1813068336: Voltron87 wins 2515 chips
nugget29: fckin douchebag
nugget29: this guy has no game
#1813069623: Voltron87 wins 2915 chips
LolotheBunny: i don't like being behind this guy

[octaveshift]

Something I've always been afraid to ask: What is the best way to identify other 2+2'ers at the table?