Honeymoon planning/ Cardroom Locations

[ornthnooth]

I'm planning my honeymoon for early May and would like to go to a location that has a decent poker room.

No, Vegas is not an option, or AC or Reno for that matters. She knows that she won't see me much if at all unless she learns how to play and joins me at the table.

I am thinking Caribbean Islands or a cruiseship. I can pull a "Oh, they have poker here? wow! maybe I can play later." Any experiences or suggestions?

thanks

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Wow. Braver than me is the man who can earnestly put the word "cardroom" in the same sentence as "honeymoon." Good luck with that.

[tylerdurden]

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I can pull a "Oh, they have poker here? wow! maybe I can play later."

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You can "pull" that, but then your wife will pull a "NO." Just go somewhere fun and forget about poker.

[CountDuckula]

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I'm planning my honeymoon for early May and would like to go to a location that has a decent poker room.

No, Vegas is not an option, or AC or Reno for that matters. She knows that she won't see me much if at all unless she learns how to play and joins me at the table.

I am thinking Caribbean Islands or a cruiseship. I can pull a "Oh, they have poker here? wow! maybe I can play later." Any experiences or suggestions?

thanks

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Oh, man, do you have a lot to learn about being married! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Really, don't try it. Your bride will not appreciate being abandoned for poker on your honeymoon. Her expectation will almost certainly be that you two will be together virtually 24/7, and you probably won't like the results of dashing that expectation.

-Mike

[Evan]

Fu[/i]ck your wife on your honeymoon and play cards later.

[CCx]

Don't even think about poker on your honeymoon....that's nuts.

I'm actually about a week away from putting a deposit on my honeymoon destination - no poker, no tv's, no telephones in the room, no nothing - just a small, private island and pure bliss (though I will be reading a poker book or two in the hammock [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

A honeymoon is a once in a lifetime thing (well, its supposed to be at least), do your best to remove everything you normally do/care about in life and RELAX WITH YOUR WIFE.

[PuckNPoker]

Shortest..... Marriage..... EVER

[moondogg]

Your question is incomplete. What good is asking where good cardrooms are without asking where the best hookers are.

You're coming home with your dick in a jar and half your possessions gone.

[PuckNPoker]

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You're coming home with your dick in a jar and half your possessions gone.

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Stop sugarcoating it, there are some negatives too...

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[jar]

I'm far from saying honeymoon, but my girlfriend made her first post in micro today. I think letting her get away would be way -EV.