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The World\'s Smartest Human
Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest.
Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this. This is a dumb subject. |
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Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
Heh reminds me of a skit from Mr. Show (sketch comedy show on HBO). They created the law of worth - 'More Money = Better Than'. Einstein is listed as a 'total loser' compared to SAMMY HAGAR of Van Halen, etc...
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Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
At times I think I'm the smartest person in the world. That is because I divorced that woman.
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Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
[ QUOTE ]
Bill Gates. Because he is the richest. Therefore he is the smartest. Physicists, philosophers and professors are the dumbest because they don't make $hit. Poker players are even dumber. They make less than $hit. I am dumb and so are 90% of you who are reading this. This is a dumb subject. [/ QUOTE ] *sigh* At lesat someone finally came up with a measure for intelligence that can be quantified in a satisfactory way. Which is more than you can say for Sklansky. |
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Re: The World\'s Smartest Human
Best Parody-Thread Ever.
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