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#1
09-02-2004, 02:25 PM
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Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
Joke 1. A guy is building a house and buys exactly all the supplies he needs. When he is done he finds he still has a brick left. He angrily takes the brick and throws it in the air really hard.
Joke 2. Medical Science has found cures for lots of ailments but not pre-mature ejaculation...though I hear that is coming soon. Joke 3. A guy was born with only his head. The first time we walked in a bar and had a beer body parts started growing. He kept drinking but on the 4th he blew up all over the bar. The moral is to quit while you're a head. Joke 4. An old lady with a dog is sitting next to a guy smoking a cigar on a plane. Everytime the guy takes a puff the dog barks. Finally the lady asks him to get rid of his cigar and the tells her he will throw the cigar away if she throws the dog out the window. She agree and throws the dog out the plane window at 25K feet but secretly holds on to the leash. The guy shrugs and throws the cigar out the window. The lady pulls her dog back in but guess what the dog had in it's mouth. Answer: <font color="white"> The brick </font> 
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#2
09-02-2004, 02:30 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
Is it rude of me to say that there if there was any humor to be found in this whole post then it is extremely lame?
Seriously TT, if you told these to people on the street or some friend of yours, would they laugh?
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#3
09-02-2004, 02:33 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
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Is it rude of me to say that there if there was any humor to be found in this whole post then it is extremely lame? Seriously TT, if you told these to people on the street or some friend of yours, would they laugh? [/ QUOTE ] Seriously they would. Try to read through them a few more times and you may get it....then again you may not and that is ok too.
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#4
09-02-2004, 02:41 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
Alright, if you say your friends would laugh, I'll have to take your word. You know them better than I do. I don't find this post funny, maybe somebody else does. Have a nice day.
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#5
09-02-2004, 02:45 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
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Alright, if you say your friends would laugh, I'll have to take your word. You know them better than I do. I don't find this post funny, maybe somebody else does. Have a nice day. [/ QUOTE ] Now don't leave with your panties in a wad. You may have missed somethings the first time you read through it. Try it again and Analyze on deeper levels. My Pelican thought these were funny but my Bison in Heat just didn't get it. If you're not a Pelican it is ok to be a bison in heat. Really.
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#6
09-02-2004, 02:59 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
Oh wait!!!
The Dog, He had a Brick in his mouthLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFL ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!
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#8
09-02-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: Jokes to keep ya smiling (OT)
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Oh wait!!! The Dog, He had a Brick in his mouthLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFLROFL ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!! [/ QUOTE ] I'm glad I reached you Lazy. I will work on more for ya.
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