What if other "sports" were like poker?

[TomCollins]

Man, I think that would be great. Some guy puts up $10k of his money to play golf with Tiger or quarterback in the NFL...

Ouch, he didn't make it past the ladies tees. It looks like the pants are going to have to come off now!

And Ray Lewis breaks through the line and absolutely demolishes John Smith! Oh wow, I think he could be injured!

Train wrecks make the best TV. Why do you think Springer and Jessica Simpson get viewers?

[Dominic]

I don't know about Springer, but I have a pretty good idea why Jessica Simpson gets viewers. And it ain't because of her singing ability.