Things that annoy the hell out of me

Alobar · #1 09-01-2004, 03:07 PM

The term "rounder"

The only bug party has ever actually fixed is the one bug that was +EV (the waiting list bug)

People who cruise in the passing lane

The "greeters" at the front of the store. Lemme the fuk alone so I can go buy stuff, I dont want to have to be forced to say "hi" to you, and I dont want to feel like a dick when I don't.

Guys who act like they think babies are cute just because a female is present

Listening to phil helmuth talk

Being called a shill

Anything low carb

When "ben stiller" and "comedian" are used in the same sentance

Celebrity Poker

The cashier who snorts under her breath when she scans my "Magnum" condoms. You don't know! and its +EV for when a hottie is in line behind me......bitch!

When people ask me if I'm a really good card counter

When people ask me if I worry my luck will run out

2-3day shipping that really takes 5 because they dont deliver on Sat or Sun

Picking out a watermelon that looks and "sounds" good, only to have it taste like crap

Losing my monster flopped full house to runner runner

Being reminded I have a little wiener everytime I get a new roll of toilet paper from under the sink, because there is 57 unused "magnum" boxes down there.

Did I mention Phil Helmuth already??

Its been a rough day at the tables, and I needed a vent. Feel free to add any things that annoy you

dogmeat · #2 09-01-2004, 03:43 PM

Hang in there Alobar! The snow-birds are gone for a while, not as many "cruisers" in the fast lane. No monsoons this year, and CA-AZ's games are great. AZ is great.

Can't help you on the damn greeters. Walmart was bad enough, what the hell are they doin at my Fry's grocery?

When is Classic going to pay my deposit bonus? Been a week.

Why does poker have to be so trendy now? I don't want to admit that I play anymore. It used to be cool, now I'm just one of a pack of would-be WSOP champs.

When am I going to make $10k a month again?

Why did the upgrades on my house cost $97K?

Why do my strawberries, blue berries and bananas go bad in three days?

Why oh why?

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

The_Tracker · #3 09-01-2004, 03:52 PM

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The "greeters" at the front of the store. Lemme the fuk alone so I can go buy stuff, I dont want to have to be forced to say "hi" to you, and I dont want to feel like a dick when I don't.

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I agree with this one totally.

I've got one. When your wife sends her checking account -$500 and doesn't tell you about it until the rent is due. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

jagoff · #4 09-01-2004, 04:01 PM

Why OH why does my special lady friend use half a roll of toilet paper to wipe something that is 2" long?

Why oh why can't she see that there is only one square left on the toilet paper roll when she knows that I can't stand that?

Why oh why do women feel that it is OK to act like a complete, raving lunatic for a week a month? Making my life a living hell!

Why don't strippers want me to touch them? I paid the money, I want some touchy.

Why does a grown man run away from a card table after getting knocked out of a tournament and cry like a little baby bitch? Couldn't he have taken the high road out? Couldn't he have "blown up" Party style?

Why is it called taking a dump when you are not taking it anywhere you are leaving it?

Why is it that everytime I pick my nose it gets full again?

krazyace5 · #5 09-01-2004, 04:08 PM

lmao

Sponger15SB · #6 09-01-2004, 04:14 PM

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Why does poker have to be so trendy now? I don't want to admit that I play anymore. It used to be cool, now I'm just one of a pack of would-be WSOP champs.

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Word.

From now on when people are talking about poker that don't know I play poker I just like to ignore them, I'd rather not strike up some idiotic conversation and have to answer a bunch of their absurd questions.

Slacker13 · #7 09-01-2004, 04:15 PM

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People who cruise in the passing lane

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I was going to post on this once. What the hell are people thnking while driving slow in that lane, do they have no where to go? Are they scared to drive? Do they just lack allforms of common sense? Baffles me. Your driving along, there is miles of space between you and the car in front of you, you look in the rear view and see miles of cars directly behind you, do you think maybe you should get the hell out of the way?

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Feel free to add any things that annoy you

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Rosie Odonnel (sp?) That is one annoying B!%$@.

Opening a door for someone and have them ignore you, I feel like tripping them.

Alarm Clocks - I have very little love for the alarm clock

I am sure there is more but I am in a good mood.

TimM · #8 09-01-2004, 04:18 PM

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When people ask me if I worry my luck will run out

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Answer nonchalantly: "I play many tables at once, my luck runs out and comes back several times per day."

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Being reminded I have a little wiener everytime I get a new roll of toilet paper from under the sink, because there is 57 unused "magnum" boxes down there.

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Use properly sized condoms. Slippage is way -EV.

EjnarPik · #9 09-01-2004, 04:24 PM

I once entered a very low limit turbo-tournament, just to pass time.

A guy got hold of 2000 chips, with 1500 from start. He then figured out it was +EV to let the blinds go up, so he timed out on every hand. (In the PS-Turbo-Tournaments the blinds go up in time increments.) Waiting a lomg time for every new hand, wasn't what I'd imagined when I wanted to pass time.

Ejnar Pik, Southern-Docks.

Bob L · #10 09-01-2004, 04:25 PM

The biggest online annoyance , especially at UB, is -at least twice an hour you get some clown observer asking for a loan of a dollar.He insists he'll pay you back.If you ignore them they just won't go away.You also get clowns who ask if they could do play by play of each hand and you know after 5 mins they will ask for donations.