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07-17-2004, 02:33 PM
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conversation with partypoker scam artist
Dont worry I knew this guy was full of crap when I talked to him, I was just having fun. I have too much free time on my hands.
Anyway this guy is the biggest scam artist of all time. biglou123456789: HI curtains20: hi! biglou123456789: do yo got empire poker? curtains20: yes! why do you ask? biglou123456789: friend of mine i sending me $649 but he hti his transfer limit so can yo send me $50 ill send yo $200 the minute i get the $640 which is in 5 mis after yo trfer curtains20: holy crap really curtains20: ! biglou123456789: i promise yo curtains20: why 200 for 50? curtains20: listen man i feel like thats just wrong, how about i send you the 50, and you just send me 50 back biglou123456789: ok curtains20: why? biglou123456789: i dotn know case yor doign me a favor curtains20: hate those stupid transfer limits curtains20: wait, so your friend can send the 600 in 5 minutes/> biglou123456789: as soon as i get 50 biglou123456789: hell dump it to me here is rest of our conversation... curtains20: damn....still got that seat? curtains20: ive deicded to ;play in the million dollar thing biglou123456789: nope sold it curtains20: since they start everyone with same amount now curtains20: damn curtains20: its ok, i will play satellite or something biglou123456789: i have 1 more biglou123456789: last time i sold it he said send it ill pay you when i get it biglou123456789: i got screwed curtains20: shiiit curtains20: so you only got half? biglou123456789: got nothing biglou123456789: i send it to him biglou123456789: withot getting anythign curtains20: tahts terrible man, so many freaking scam artists out there curtains20: you call party support? curtains20: maybe they can get your seat back? biglou123456789: how much would you pt before you got it biglou123456789: they cant they said curtains20: hmmm, i know you sound real trustworthy...but i wouldnt want to put over half, because you never know in this world! Id send $250 biglou123456789: ill take 400 for seat biglou123456789: i tst you too curtains20: oh ok cool so can i send you 200 first biglou123456789: do you got it o empire *** (I have the feeling hes been banned from partypoker, since hes asking all about empire) biglou123456789: you need to get 100 back in on empire biglou123456789: before i can get me 649 fro the gyu biglou123456789: wo has empire!! curtains20: can we forget about the empire deal, and can i just send you the $ on partypoker? curtains20: i gotta go in 2 minms biglou123456789: no honestly biglou123456789: i need empire poker curtains20: crap....why not partypoker i dont get it? biglou123456789: friend has empire!!!! biglou123456789: when yo gonna be back curtains20: crap....well i gottago in 2 minutes, ill be back later tonight...my funds will be in by then biglou123456789: ok curtais oe thing curtains20: ok whats up? biglou123456789: since empire has no cash in it can i sue that accct so he can dump the 649 in your acct biglou123456789: and ill send it to mine biglou123456789: and leave yor 50 i there curtains20: oh im sorry, i dont let people use my acount...i wouldnt even let my mother use it! biglou123456789: ill even give youu the seat biglou123456789: for 150 biglou123456789: if yo let me curtains20: i cant do that sorry....really....dont worry ill be back later biglou123456789: ujst change the pw to 123456 that way i dont know yor usal biglou123456789: alli do is log in get the money from him and log ot curtains20: i know i just dont want to get in trougble with empire for having other people on my account biglou123456789: it dotn matter biglou123456789: theyll think its yo curtains20: its against the user agreement! curtains20: where do you live? biglou123456789: theyll think its yo biglou123456789: mass curtains20: hmmm, ok curtains20: thats pretty close curtains20: wait...where in mass...you live in bostn man? biglou123456789: yp biglou123456789: yes curtains20: ok changing password to 123456 biglou123456789: ok biglou123456789: suername? curtains20: man i dont know....how about we just do this thing later, i feel weird about this biglou123456789: please man curtains20: oh crap gf is over, i gotta go, sorry biglou123456789: i wont do anythign to you biglou123456789: i promise biglou123456789: WAIT biglou123456789: HURRY PLEASE biglou123456789: 123456 hats sername biglou123456789: curtains???? curtains20: hi sorry, shes here, we are going out now...talk to you later! :-) the end. amazing how he throws about 10 different scams at me during the conversation. 
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07-17-2004, 04:14 PM
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Re: conversation with partypoker scam artist
Wow. Definitely entertaining, but it is unbeliveable that party doesn't ban this moron. They didn't even give him a warning? Was the chat at party by the way or instant messenger?
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#4
07-17-2004, 04:18 PM
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Re: conversation with partypoker scam artist
Judging by the things he was saying, I suspect his account was banned at partypoker, and he only has one at empirepoker now. It's hard to imagine any other reason this guy would not be jumping up and down at the offer of me sending him $200 on partypoker.
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#5
07-17-2004, 04:20 PM
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Re: conversation with partypoker scam artist
is it just me.....or do a lot of cheater/colluders/scam artists/con-dudes seem to use 123456789 or 3535353535 or stuff like that a LOT more than others??
seems like a lot of the posts on here involving the low-lifes contain multiple repeating or just sequential digits like that. btw curtain.....you sill guy, you told EVERYONE you were changing your password. i'm logging on to your account RIGHT NOW.
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#6
07-17-2004, 11:28 PM
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next installment!
I told my friend runner91 about this guy and told him to have some fun and talk to him...here is the transcript of their conversation. mattyphillip777: hey my friend curtains said you had a seat to the million $ tourney to sell biglou123456789: yes mattyphillip777: whats the deal biglou123456789: selling for 400 20o p front is me and crtains deal mattyphillip777: so mattyphillip777: ui send you 200 on party then you send the seat and i send 200 more biglou123456789: yes but i am not o party at the moment im on empire mattyphillip777: oh mattyphillip777: well get an acct on party and ill xfer you biglou123456789: do yo got neteller mattyphillip777: i have partypoker biglou123456789: that it? mattyphillip777: how are you gonna xfer a seat through netteller biglou123456789: i can transfer it from empire to yo bt not fro neteller mattyphillip777: you can transfer mattyphillip777: from empire to party? biglou123456789: yes seats you can biglou123456789: not money mattyphillip777: how does that work biglou123456789: i send it to yor acct biglou123456789: yo send to neteller the moey you are bying mattyphillip777: why cant you just open a party acct mattyphillip777: are you banned or something biglou123456789: no biglou123456789: my brother has a account mattyphillip777: its so easy that way biglou123456789: so i cant join fro this compter mattyphillip777: well i gotta go soon mattyphillip777: so lets figure it out mattyphillip777: or just nevermind mattyphillip777: whatever biglou123456789: do you got Neteller? mattyphillip777: yes biglou123456789: do yo got moeyu in there? mattyphillip777: yes biglou123456789: so can yo jusu transfer into mine biglou123456789: and ill send your entry mattyphillip777: how about i send 10$ now and 390 after? biglou123456789: what???? mattyphillip777: you know mattyphillip777: i send 10 mattyphillip777: you send seat mattyphillip777: i send 390 biglou123456789: YA RIGHT mattyphillip777: just in case biglou123456789: so that means ya get seat for $10 mattyphillip777: your a scam artist biglou123456789: your nts! biglou123456789: 75 at least mattyphillip777: ok 75 it is. just tell me your name password and secure id so i can transfer biglou123456789: password? biglou123456789: ? biglou123456789: ? mattyphillip777: ryeah i need that to xfer right? mattyphillip777: or no biglou123456789: dont think so mattyphillip777: i mean i cant xfer to 'biglou123456789" mattyphillip777: i need something sir biglou123456789: go to the page mattyphillip777: im there biglou123456789: that ya transfer biglou123456789: whats it ask for mattyphillip777: i dont know mattyphillip777: youre selling you should know this stuff biglou123456789: matty mattyphillip777: i just want an easy transaction biglou123456789: when curtains coes on send it to him and hell send the moey to me o empire biglou123456789: then ill jst send the seat biglou123456789: matty mattyphillip777: yeah biglou123456789: i forgot my ifno on neteller biglou123456789: my serid and secrue id biglou123456789: im gettig it now mattyphillip777: wow biglou123456789: havent logged in mattyphillip777: how were you planning on getting my money out sir mattyphillip777: ok mattyphillip777: ill ask curtains biglou123456789: one sec biglou123456789: im on chat with neteller biglou123456789: ask curtains biglou123456789: if hs on mattyphillip777: hes idle mattyphillip777: well i gotta go mattyphillip777: mabye some other time biglou123456789: grr biglou123456789: curutains biglou123456789: isnt idle anuymore mattyphillip777: nope mattyphillip777: hes away now mattyphillip777: just like me in 1 minute mattyphillip777: unless you know how to xfer biglou123456789: one moment biglou123456789: ok! biglou123456789: give me 1 secodn mattyphillip777: ok biglou123456789: do yo got paypal? mattyphillip777: no biglou123456789: ok one sec biglou123456789: ok im ready biglou123456789: one second mattyphillip777: tick toc tick toc mattyphillip777: i g2g soon! biglou123456789: gimmie 3 mintes biglou123456789: ok? mattyphillip777: you got 1 and a half biglou123456789: never mind mattyphillip777: ok mattyphillip777: later gater! mattyphillip777: hey my friend curtains said you had a seat to the million $ tourney to sell biglou123456789: yes mattyphillip777: whats the deal biglou123456789: selling for 400 20o p front is me and crtains deal mattyphillip777: so mattyphillip777: ui send you 200 on party then you send the seat and i send 200 more biglou123456789: yes but i am not o party at the moment im on empire mattyphillip777: oh mattyphillip777: well get an acct on party and ill xfer you biglou123456789: do yo got neteller mattyphillip777: i have partypoker biglou123456789: that it? mattyphillip777: how are you gonna xfer a seat through netteller biglou123456789: i can transfer it from empire to yo bt not fro neteller mattyphillip777: you can transfer mattyphillip777: from empire to party? biglou123456789: yes seats you can biglou123456789: not money mattyphillip777: how does that work biglou123456789: i send it to yor acct biglou123456789: yo send to neteller the moey you are bying mattyphillip777: why cant you just open a party acct mattyphillip777: are you banned or something biglou123456789: no biglou123456789: my brother has a account mattyphillip777: its so easy that way biglou123456789: so i cant join fro this compter mattyphillip777: well i gotta go soon mattyphillip777: so lets figure it out mattyphillip777: or just nevermind mattyphillip777: whatever biglou123456789: do you got Neteller? mattyphillip777: yes biglou123456789: do yo got moeyu in there? mattyphillip777: yes biglou123456789: so can yo jusu transfer into mine biglou123456789: and ill send your entry mattyphillip777: how about i send 10$ now and 390 after? biglou123456789: what???? mattyphillip777: you know mattyphillip777: i send 10 mattyphillip777: you send seat mattyphillip777: i send 390 biglou123456789: YA RIGHT mattyphillip777: just in case biglou123456789: so that means ya get seat for $10 mattyphillip777: your a scam artist biglou123456789: your nts! biglou123456789: 75 at least mattyphillip777: ok 75 it is. just tell me your name password and secure id so i can transfer biglou123456789: password? biglou123456789: ? biglou123456789: ? mattyphillip777: ryeah i need that to xfer right? mattyphillip777: or no biglou123456789: dont think so mattyphillip777: i mean i cant xfer to 'biglou123456789" mattyphillip777: i need something sir biglou123456789: go to the page mattyphillip777: im there biglou123456789: that ya transfer biglou123456789: whats it ask for mattyphillip777: i dont know mattyphillip777: youre selling you should know this stuff biglou123456789: matty mattyphillip777: i just want an easy transaction biglou123456789: when curtains coes on send it to him and hell send the moey to me o empire biglou123456789: then ill jst send the seat biglou123456789: matty mattyphillip777: yeah biglou123456789: i forgot my ifno on neteller biglou123456789: my serid and secrue id biglou123456789: im gettig it now mattyphillip777: wow biglou123456789: havent logged in mattyphillip777: how were you planning on getting my money out sir mattyphillip777: ok mattyphillip777: ill ask curtains biglou123456789: one sec biglou123456789: im on chat with neteller biglou123456789: ask curtains biglou123456789: if hs on mattyphillip777: hes idle mattyphillip777: well i gotta go mattyphillip777: mabye some other time biglou123456789: grr biglou123456789: curutains biglou123456789: isnt idle anuymore mattyphillip777: nope mattyphillip777: hes away now mattyphillip777: just like me in 1 minute mattyphillip777: unless you know how to xfer biglou123456789: one moment biglou123456789: ok! biglou123456789: give me 1 secodn mattyphillip777: ok biglou123456789: do yo got paypal? mattyphillip777: no biglou123456789: ok one sec biglou123456789: ok im ready biglou123456789: one second mattyphillip777: tick toc tick toc mattyphillip777: i g2g soon! biglou123456789: gimmie 3 mintes biglou123456789: ok? mattyphillip777: you got 1 and a half biglou123456789: never mind mattyphillip777: ok mattyphillip777: later gater!
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07-18-2004, 01:01 AM
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Re: next installment!
Good stuff! Thanks for the laughs.
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#10
07-18-2004, 04:53 PM
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Third installment from my friend Jeff
Enjoy -
Just so you know, he claims his name is Phil Cosco and that his username on UB is letsgoallin2 JeffreyAshton: Are you the guy who knows how to get people poker deals? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: Talk to me big man. I'm all ears (or eyes). ;-) biglou123456789: what do yo mean JeffreyAshton: What I mean is.... SHOW ME THE MONEY. JeffreyAshton: HAHAHHAHAHAHAH biglou123456789: what do youu want tho JeffreyAshton: I got that line from a movie. JeffreyAshton: Well, I hear you know how to get things. biglou123456789: yes biglou123456789: (who told yoU) JeffreyAshton: I added your name to my buddy list a while ago. I think maybe I met you on PartyPoker or Pokerstars or something. biglou123456789: whats yor screename JeffreyAshton: PokerDewd69 biglou123456789: what dael do you want biglou123456789: deal JeffreyAshton: Well could you offer me a little menu? biglou123456789: name what you want biglou123456789: and ill say if i got it biglou123456789: :-\ JeffreyAshton: Well JeffreyAshton: I like to get free money. JeffreyAshton: or money for doing very little work. JeffreyAshton: Also I think it would be kind of cool to get some of those Pokerstars Clay chips biglou123456789: i can offer you one thing JeffreyAshton: What is that? JeffreyAshton: SHOW ME THE MONEY biglou123456789: 40% of me in a tourny for $35 JeffreyAshton: (or the clay chips) biglou123456789: i finished biglou123456789: 37th i wsop JeffreyAshton: What does that mean? biglou123456789: what mean JeffreyAshton: so if I give you $35, I'll get 40% of your winnings? biglou123456789: yes biglou123456789: for 5 days JeffreyAshton: What kind of tournaments will you be playing in? biglou123456789: NL holdem JeffreyAshton: ahhhh cool then. JeffreyAshton: I was afraid you were going to be playing 7 card stud, or Omaha Hi Low. JeffreyAshton: But yeah, NL Holdem. That's a man's game. biglou123456789: lol JeffreyAshton: I'd like to put some money on that. biglou123456789: what sites ya play at JeffreyAshton: Pokerstars, PartyPoker, EmpirePoker, JeffreyAshton: just about all of them. JeffreyAshton: Yahoo Poker biglou123456789: Ultimate bet? JeffreyAshton: Oh yes. biglou123456789: do yo have transfer privs tho JeffreyAshton: what is a "priv" biglou123456789: are youu a preferred member on ultimate bet JeffreyAshton: I do not know. biglou123456789: do youu hae $35 o ultimate bet JeffreyAshton: Oh yes. JeffreyAshton: I have muchhhhh more than that . JeffreyAshton: Well I have about 17,000 on ultimate bet right now JeffreyAshton: But I hardly ever play there. JeffreyAshton: Most of my money is on PartyPoker, Empire Poker, and Pokerstars. JeffreyAshton: I just keep a few dollars on UltimateBet just in case I want to play in the $25/$50 NL game JeffreyAshton: (but I am a lousy player, and I get creamed in games like those). biglou123456789: heres the deal biglou123456789: 35 for a 5 day period biglou123456789: 100 for the month biglou123456789: chose it JeffreyAshton: and I get 40% of all of your winnings? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: So you're saying for $3500, I get unlimited? JeffreyAshton: amount of your tournaments? biglou123456789: lol yes JeffreyAshton: no strings attached? JeffreyAshton: sweet. biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: That's a good deal. JeffreyAshton: And you did say it will be NL holdem right? JeffreyAshton: not limit. JeffreyAshton: NL meaning "No Limit". biglou123456789: yes biglou123456789: so what dael do yo want JeffreyAshton: Well the 40% one sounds good JeffreyAshton: but JeffreyAshton: what else can you offer me? biglou123456789: ill give youu biglou123456789: 60% for 220 biglou123456789: but thats most i can offer JeffreyAshton: wow JeffreyAshton: So 40% for 35 biglou123456789: 60% for 220 bt for 2 weeks JeffreyAshton: when you say 220, you mean 22,000? JeffreyAshton: or 2200? biglou123456789: 2200 JeffreyAshton: wait JeffreyAshton: so 3500 for 40%? JeffreyAshton: or 2200 for 60%? biglou123456789: im sorry JeffreyAshton: well the 2200 for 60% is a much better deal JeffreyAshton: obviously biglou123456789: i do this with alot of players biglou123456789: and theyu each make alot a moth biglou123456789: so yo want it? JeffreyAshton: Why do you offer.. JeffreyAshton: 60% for $2200 JeffreyAshton: but 40% for $3500? biglou123456789: i said it wrong JeffreyAshton: you kind of watn to encourage business? biglou123456789: 40%=1450 biglou123456789: 60%=2200 JeffreyAshton: what if I want 100%? biglou123456789: 10,000 JeffreyAshton: wow biglou123456789: because id be making nothing biglou123456789: ya know JeffreyAshton: well you'd be making $10,000 biglou123456789: i playu 215s al the time JeffreyAshton: $10,000 for a month or 5 days? biglou123456789: and wi almost 80 percent of the time biglou123456789: 2 months JeffreyAshton: 80% of the time?! biglou123456789: 10K biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: Wait a second. JeffreyAshton: Let me do some quick math. JeffreyAshton: Because, as a good person JeffreyAshton: I think you're screwing yourself over. JeffreyAshton: what place do you normally get? biglou123456789: 1-2 JeffreyAshton: but couldn't you make 10,000 JeffreyAshton: easily on your own? JeffreyAshton: just by playing in like 20-30 sit and goes? biglou123456789: yes but i have alot of cusutomers JeffreyAshton: ahh JeffreyAshton: Here's my question for you. biglou123456789: ok JeffreyAshton: Can you beat the $25/$50 NL game on UB? biglou123456789: easily JeffreyAshton: Then I assume you've played in it before? biglou123456789: that and i played 80/160 JeffreyAshton: Where do they offer $80/$160? biglou123456789: limit holdem tho biglou123456789: on UB JeffreyAshton: ahhh nevermind. JeffreyAshton: That's a yankee game. biglou123456789: lol JeffreyAshton: I'm a Texan biglou123456789: jff so yo want the dael biglou123456789: 1450 for 5 days 40% JeffreyAshton: Well I'd like to negotiate. JeffreyAshton: I am kind of interested in the $10,000 for 100% JeffreyAshton: deal JeffreyAshton: wait a second JeffreyAshton: did you say you have a lot of customers? biglou123456789: 3 biglou123456789: butu 3 biglou123456789: is considered a alot JeffreyAshton: butu 3??? JeffreyAshton: what is a butu? JeffreyAshton: are you calling me stupid? biglou123456789: bu JeffreyAshton: WHAT? biglou123456789: t biglou123456789: omg JeffreyAshton: what are you saying? biglou123456789: i get JeffreyAshton: do not cujss please JeffreyAshton: cuss at me biglou123456789: lol im not JeffreyAshton: I get really upset when people cuss at me. biglou123456789: my youuuu dont work good JeffreyAshton: Hey no need to get angry. JeffreyAshton: Just because I want 100% of your action. JeffreyAshton: Here's my offer for you. JeffreyAshton: I will give you 50,000 JeffreyAshton: and I will fly you to my ranch in Texas. JeffreyAshton: and you have to play out of my office, on my UltimateBet Account JeffreyAshton: Which is JeffreyAshton: "PokerInDaButt69" JeffreyAshton: and I want you to beat those Yankees JeffreyAshton: and China-men JeffreyAshton: in that NL game biglou123456789: for now JeffreyAshton: Because they like takin an old Texan's money biglou123456789: do yo want to do 1450 for a week biglou123456789: to try me ot JeffreyAshton: but wait. Stop... JeffreyAshton: just a second JeffreyAshton: this is what I want JeffreyAshton: I want to be sitting right next to you JeffreyAshton: And talking some "trash" JeffreyAshton: I like to say things like: JeffreyAshton: "Ahhh you got schooled son" JeffreyAshton: and "woo hoo ship the sherbert herbert" biglou123456789: lol JeffreyAshton: but I never cuss. JeffreyAshton: Would you be interested in that? JeffreyAshton: $50,000 for 3 weeks. biglou123456789: yes but want to try me out first JeffreyAshton: And you have to play 8 hours a day biglou123456789: 1450 for a week JeffreyAshton: 40 hours a week. JeffreyAshton: 1450 is chump change for me. JeffreyAshton: $50,000 is too. JeffreyAshton: for me, I just want revenge. JeffreyAshton: Those $25/$50 yankees JeffreyAshton: They took me to the cleaner a few times. JeffreyAshton: And they laugh at me, I know it. JeffreyAshton: I just want to get revenge. biglou123456789: yo want me to win you some money right now biglou123456789: on NL 25/50 JeffreyAshton: Well, I'd have to trust you to play on my account. JeffreyAshton: And honestly, I don't even trust my horses to play on my account. JeffreyAshton: And my horses are like my children. biglou123456789: lol biglou123456789: yo cam biglou123456789: can biglou123456789: dump the money ito mine JeffreyAshton: NO! JeffreyAshton: But it has to come from "PokerInDaButt69" JeffreyAshton: with me talking trash to them JeffreyAshton: That's all I want. JeffreyAshton: I want to take their money and talk trash. biglou123456789: so want me to log o yors play the game yo tell me what to say and i say it JeffreyAshton: Because I ain't a lucky poker player JeffreyAshton: never had been JeffreyAshton: my luck has been in the oil business JeffreyAshton: and raising fine horses JeffreyAshton: Well I need an account to watch the action from JeffreyAshton: Can I use your account while you use mine? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: Ok, what's your name and password? biglou123456789: first yours JeffreyAshton: Wait JeffreyAshton: lets go at the same time JeffreyAshton: On the count of three. biglou123456789: 1 biglou123456789: 2 JeffreyAshton: 2 JeffreyAshton: 3 biglou123456789: 3 biglou123456789: LetsGoAllin2 JeffreyAshton: hey] JeffreyAshton: you never went! JeffreyAshton: ok lets count one more time. JeffreyAshton: I'm slow at typing anyway. JeffreyAshton: You count the 1 JeffreyAshton: I'll count the 2 JeffreyAshton: then we both count 3? JeffreyAshton: ok? biglou123456789: ok biglou123456789: 1 JeffreyAshton: 1 JeffreyAshton: oops JeffreyAshton: I messed up JeffreyAshton: lets do a practice one first, just on the counting. biglou123456789: 1 JeffreyAshton: ready1 JeffreyAshton: 2 biglou123456789: 3 JeffreyAshton: ok JeffreyAshton: that was good practice JeffreyAshton: lets do one more practice just to make sure we have it down. biglou123456789: 1 JeffreyAshton: 2 biglou123456789: 3 JeffreyAshton: Now that's what I'm talkin JeffreyAshton: you might be all right to work with JeffreyAshton: *high five* JeffreyAshton: ok JeffreyAshton: ready for the real one? biglou123456789: one sec JeffreyAshton: 2 biglou123456789: 1 JeffreyAshton: oh JeffreyAshton: wait JeffreyAshton: when you said "one sec" biglou123456789: ok ready JeffreyAshton: I just saw the "one" JeffreyAshton: and thought you were counting already. Ok lets do this for real now. biglou123456789: 1 JeffreyAshton: 2 biglou123456789: 3 JeffreyAshton: 4 biglou123456789: letsgoallin2 sports JeffreyAshton: hey biglou123456789: HEY! JeffreyAshton: I messed it up JeffreyAshton: I counted 4 biglou123456789: say yours now biglou123456789: i send mine JeffreyAshton: Can i try yours out? biglou123456789: ya if i try yors biglou123456789: im nto logging ot biglou123456789: till i get yors JeffreyAshton: ok JeffreyAshton: but elts count JeffreyAshton: and do it at the same time. JeffreyAshton: lets make it easier JeffreyAshton: and you say JeffreyAshton: "One" JeffreyAshton: when you spell it, it's less confusnig. JeffreyAshton: I'm bad with numbers. biglou123456789: ok ready biglou123456789: One JeffreyAshton: Wait JeffreyAshton: So you're going to say One? JeffreyAshton: you know what? JeffreyAshton: Let me start it off biglou123456789: ok JeffreyAshton: I'll say One, then you say Two, then we both say three at the same time. JeffreyAshton: Then we pause for about one second JeffreyAshton: then we type in our names and passwords. JeffreyAshton: Wati a second biglou123456789: grrr JeffreyAshton: Are you going to log on to my account right now and play? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: I don't think anyone's even playing in the $25/$50 NL biglou123456789: ill play 5/10 NL biglou123456789: im good at that biglou123456789: its the same thing JeffreyAshton: No way JeffreyAshton: it has to be $25/$50 biglou123456789: FINE JeffreyAshton: I'm not trying to win money biglou123456789: ill sit there and wait JeffreyAshton: I'mt ryign to get revenge biglou123456789: take a chill pill biglou123456789: lol JeffreyAshton: what's a chill pill? biglou123456789: calm down biglou123456789: youu gotnervos biglou123456789: you got nervos JeffreyAshton: 17,081 is what I have on my UB account right now. biglou123456789: ok biglou123456789: im going right to NL 25/50 biglou123456789: as soon as i log in JeffreyAshton: Will you tell me a little bit about yourself? biglou123456789: ya when i get in biglou123456789: lol biglou123456789: i am not gona sit here all day biglou123456789: and wait for the login info JeffreyAshton: well JeffreyAshton: I want you to play in the $25/$50 NL JeffreyAshton: butI want to hear your trash talking skills first JeffreyAshton: so lets do a few practice situations JeffreyAshton: You just get AA's JeffreyAshton: and DevilFish has KK JeffreyAshton: (I hate that Yankee) JeffreyAshton: and you both go all in preflop. and you win. JeffreyAshton: What do you say after you win the pot? JeffreyAshton: Answer quick JeffreyAshton: you have to be quick on your toes to be a good trash talker. biglou123456789: ypu are the winkest link goodbye biglou123456789: you biglou123456789: weakest JeffreyAshton: you have to type it better! JeffreyAshton: Or it won't be as funny JeffreyAshton: so what will you say biglou123456789: my U is broke JeffreyAshton: We will definitely have to fix that U before I let you trash talk on my account. biglou123456789: it works biglou123456789: jst it takes a secod JeffreyAshton: ok but we can practice JeffreyAshton: with the broken U and all biglou123456789: HURRY UP JeffreyAshton: by the way, any other broken keys that you failed to tell me about? biglou123456789: lol biglou123456789: i gotta do this biglou123456789: nope JeffreyAshton: I need to hear some of your trash talking skills JeffreyAshton: ok JeffreyAshton: lets do another situation JeffreyAshton: You have 33 JeffreyAshton: or 22 JeffreyAshton: and after DevilFish raises to about $200 preflop JeffreyAshton: you raise him all in JeffreyAshton: or no wait JeffreyAshton: lets say you have 22 JeffreyAshton: and he goes all in preflop JeffreyAshton: and after you call JeffreyAshton: (I like to call with 22, because I figure they're bluffing most of the time) JeffreyAshton: and then you go on to win biglou123456789: HAHA you suck JeffreyAshton: because he only had AK biglou123456789: is what id say JeffreyAshton: you'd say "haha you suck?" JeffreyAshton: that's it? JeffreyAshton: that's all you got ? biglou123456789: listen JeffreyAshton: Well I'll have to be honest with you son biglou123456789: IM NTO GONA WASTE MY TIME JeffreyAshton: I LIKE YOUR STYLE JeffreyAshton: If I just lost a big pot biglou123456789: are youu letting me logiun or not JeffreyAshton: and someone told me "HAHA YOU SUCK" JeffreyAshton: I'd be hotter than a camel's balls. biglou123456789: I do not have the time to waste JeffreyAshton: Well ok JeffreyAshton: I'll let you log on JeffreyAshton: when the $25 / $50 game is crankin and yankin JeffreyAshton: and you're ready to do some prankin JeffreyAshton: Right now I need to put some more money in anyway. biglou123456789: listen JeffreyAshton: $17,000 won't be enough biglou123456789: forget it biglou123456789: im not waitign JeffreyAshton: Wait here is my question JeffreyAshton: when I let you play on my account JeffreyAshton: how do we figure out the pay rate for the money game? biglou123456789: what i sit with biglou123456789: + what i win biglou123456789: liste thsi si it JeffreyAshton: liste thsi si it? biglou123456789: AM I LOGGING IN OR NO JeffreyAshton: i don't speak Spanish JeffreyAshton: Well not until we figure out the deals? biglou123456789: i am not sitting here waiting JeffreyAshton: But I would like to do business with you biglou123456789: its a project with yo biglou123456789: you JeffreyAshton: I guess you never done business with a Texan JeffreyAshton: you ain't NEVER done business with a texan biglou123456789: listen JeffreyAshton: has ya biglou123456789: i either log in now biglou123456789: or its over JeffreyAshton: Are you tryin to bull-dog me? biglou123456789: no im sitting here JeffreyAshton: if you knew Texans biglou123456789: wanting to play and yo wot tell me a password JeffreyAshton: we don't get Bullfrogged easily JeffreyAshton: well there is no game to play in yet. JeffreyAshton: My enemies aren't here yet. biglou123456789: ya have to sit there biglou123456789: to wait for players JeffreyAshton: My enemies normally play around 3am biglou123456789: jeff biglou123456789: forget it JeffreyAshton: that's when the game is a jumpin biglou123456789: im doe biglou123456789: done JeffreyAshton: Are you sure? biglou123456789: gl with your texan enemies JeffreyAshton: They're YANKEES JeffreyAshton: and China-Men biglou123456789: im not gona sit here while you go on and o and not let me log in JeffreyAshton: Well when the game is a jumpin- JeffreyAshton: and you want to play JeffreyAshton: I'll IM you JeffreyAshton: Something tells me you might reconsider biglou123456789: nope biglou123456789: i either log in now JeffreyAshton: I might even offer you a little bonus biglou123456789: or its over JeffreyAshton: ahead of time JeffreyAshton: Well JeffreyAshton: Like I said earlier JeffreyAshton: Texans don't get bull-horned easily. JeffreyAshton: And as the great G.W. said.... JeffreyAshton: BRING IT ON!!! JeffreyAshton: that's what I like to say to my enemies JeffreyAshton: at the $25/$50 JeffreyAshton: What about this. Lets take a few to think about this. JeffreyAshton: And we'll have another meeting later. JeffreyAshton: Cuz I ain't gonna be Bull-tailed biglou123456789: jeffrey biglou123456789: let me log in right now biglou123456789: just so i know your not lyign to me biglou123456789: and ill log right otu biglou123456789: out JeffreyAshton: What if I just transfer you some money JeffreyAshton: ahead of time in good faith. biglou123456789: ok JeffreyAshton: Like I transfer you $5000 biglou123456789: then id trusut you JeffreyAshton: out of the $10,000 biglou123456789: send me $1000 and id trst you biglou123456789: and then ill do bssiness JeffreyAshton: $1000? biglou123456789: ok? JeffreyAshton: How about this. biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: you first tell me some good trash talking lnies. JeffreyAshton: Before I even want to know if I want to do business with you. JeffreyAshton: I like your "HAHA you suck" line. JeffreyAshton: But if that's all you have... biglou123456789: You are the weakest link goodbye JeffreyAshton: I'm sure there are other players who can beat the game, who have MUCH better trash talk lines then that. JeffreyAshton: That's a good one. biglou123456789: goodlucuk being broke sucka JeffreyAshton: Like that game show. JeffreyAshton: HAHAHA biglou123456789: thanks for the money JeffreyAshton: Hmm, I don't like the thanks for the money. biglou123456789: have a good day loser JeffreyAshton: I ain't thanking those yankees for nothin. JeffreyAshton: Have a good day? JeffreyAshton: thats too friendly. biglou123456789: LOSER! JeffreyAshton: I like it to be bloodier. JeffreyAshton: Loser, I like it. JeffreyAshton: Can you throw a little Texas slang in there to make it sound like me. JeffreyAshton: Like "Y'all a bunch of yellow bellied armadillos" biglou123456789: ok ill se that biglou123456789: use JeffreyAshton: See I'm nervous though. JeffreyAshton: I don't want no spelling errors JeffreyAshton: or typoes biglou123456789: yall are turkeys yo cant beat a chicken JeffreyAshton: And that broken U key JeffreyAshton: Can I pay for you to get another keyboard? JeffreyAshton: I'll give you $100, $200, I don't know how much new keyboards cost JeffreyAshton: But if I give you that ahead of time, will you promise to buy a new keyboard? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: How much does a new keyboard cost now anyway. JeffreyAshton: I ain't tryin to get nothin to fancy biglou123456789: $25 JeffreyAshton: $250? biglou123456789: $25 JeffreyAshton: $25.00? biglou123456789: yes JeffreyAshton: Commmon now, I ain't tryin to get no cardboard keyboard biglou123456789: fine $125 for a good one JeffreyAshton: I don't want to take no chances of that U key breaking when you rake in DevilFish's money JeffreyAshton: Have you seen the movie "You've Got Served" JeffreyAshton: ? biglou123456789: no JeffreyAshton: I want you to buy that movie biglou123456789: jeffery JeffreyAshton: (I'll give you some money for that) JeffreyAshton: and I want you to study it inside and out biglou123456789: send me $300 right now ill by a new keyboard and that movie JeffreyAshton: There are some good trash talkin lines. JeffreyAshton: wohhhh doggy JeffreyAshton: $125 for the keyboard? JeffreyAshton: how much do DVDs cost? biglou123456789: arround here $40 JeffreyAshton: Where is here? biglou123456789: eastern part of state JeffreyAshton: What State? biglou123456789: mass JeffreyAshton: WOHH JeffreyAshton: hoollld on JeffreyAshton: No one told me I was talkin to a yankee JeffreyAshton: HOLD YOUR HORSES BUCK. biglou123456789: i a yankee? biglou123456789: IM a yankee? JeffreyAshton: MASSACHUSETTS? JeffreyAshton: I HATE THAT STATE!!! biglou123456789: i like the cardnals JeffreyAshton: wohh JeffreyAshton: I'll be six feet under the cold cold ground before I do business with a yankee. JeffreyAshton: It's been a pleasure (not realy) JeffreyAshton: Have a good day. biglou123456789: whatever JeffreyAshton: my great grand-dad would be rollin in his grave if he knew I did business with a man from Masachusetts JeffreyAshton: Maybe when I cool down I'll be able to think straight... JeffreyAshton: but you'd have to be ONE HELLUVA poker player before I do business wtih a yankee. JeffreyAshton: Anyway, I need to go cool my jets with a glass of lemonade. biglou123456789: listen jeffery your a real joke im from california JeffreyAshton: California? biglou123456789: yes LA california JeffreyAshton: I gotta go. JeffreyAshton: I might talk to you later. biglou123456789 signed off at 3:36:43 PM.
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