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Old 07-02-2004, 05:25 PM
tyfromm tyfromm is offline
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Default A question for Homer

The lowest of hands
Has no cards that share
And next comes the hand
With only One Pair

But if you can add
One pair to another
Perhaps it is Two Pair
That can beat your brother

A third of the same
Gives you Three of a Kind
Or string five cards together
And Straight comes to mind

The numbers a jumble
Yet all of one suit
Well, that is a Flush
That brings you the loot

Take two of a kind
And three of another
And you have a Full House
To show to your mother

When your cards look the same
Because four of them match
It is Four of a Kind
That you have in your batch

And if you can get them
To march nice and straight
While all of one suit
A Straight Flush is your bait

If the cards are in order
And to a suit they are loyal
With the highest an Ace
Then your Straight Flush is Royal

You might think we are done
But with wild cards around
There is even a chance for
Five of a Kind to be found

At last we have come
To the end of our game
Now you know all the hands
And can you call them by name?
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Old 07-12-2004, 02:13 AM
Terry99 Terry99 is offline
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Default Re: A question for Homer

Bravo! Bravo!

That is a profound poem.
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Old 07-12-2004, 02:25 AM
Terry99 Terry99 is offline
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Default Re: A question for Homer

BTW, Homer is a spammer.
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