Nuttiest Behavior in a B&M - What Have You Seen?

[BigRedAce]

This happened last night in Garden City (San Jose). Made me wonder what other bizarrities folks have seen:

I was playing 4/8 Stud 8b and one of the players busted out. He tells the delaer to hold his seat (I think, he had a very heavy accent) and she through a white dot on his spot. Dude proceeds to vanish for about 30 minutes. We complain about filling the seat and the dealer does. Two minutes later, the dude shows back up with a rack of chips.

So he complains to the dealer, dealer calls the floor and we all concur he's been gone more than the 25 minute (excessive) limit. Floor puts him first on the list for Stud (it's a long list).

Dude flips and throws a full rack ($100 in whites) on the floor and walks away.

Wacky!

What have you seen?

[Matt Williams]

I was playing 4-8 at the Trop in AC. I signed up and there was a waiting list of about 5 people. The guy right before me signed up about 10 sec. ahead of me. When it was his turn, they kept calling his name and said last call. Just before she was about to annouce my name, she was distracted by the floor manager. A good 10 mins. go by and then she again calls the name of the guy in front of me. She says final call, and he "shows up". Anyway, about 5 mins. later, my name is called. I go to my empty seat, and then all of a sudden the jerk-off that was being called in front of me is like "That's my seat!". So I had to go back to waiting list again. He was so drunk, that when he was first called to his seat, he forgot where he had to sit. Ironically, when I finally got to sit down, it ended up being right next to this guy. He would only play w/ $20 at a time. This is at a 4-8 table. I honestly think everyone was so pissed at this guy, they were playing on tilt. I ended up winning $250 in 3 hrs. I have never won so much in such a short time playing a 4-8 game, and I think it was because of this guy.

[BigSkiRace]

The other night at a card club my T7os that yes I capped preflop against a Rocks AA, defiently brought some fireworks, he ended up knocking over all my chips, and getting thrown out of the club, Along with everyone else at the other tables laughing about it he started getting into a verbal war with everyone in the game along with the other tables, quite the site to see

[DJGroove]

I haven't played much B&M poker, but a couple weeks ago I saw something interesting. A guy was wasting time playing 3/6 at a table behind mine, waiting for the 6/12 game. His name is called, and he gets up with almost a full rack ($1s). He then turns, gives the rack to a woman at my table, and goes to the cage to buy chips for 6/12.

He wasn't drunk and he didn't make a big deal out of it. We all just kind of sat there stunned when the lady who recieved the gift yelled, "color change!".

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This one time I was playing 3/6 with a 2/3 blind structure, literally everyone limped to the SB, who folded.

NT

[youtalkfunny]

(If I've posted this before, sorry.)

Drunk donator racks up his chips to quit. A two of the hustlers try to change his mind. "Where are you going? The night is still young!"

The drunk says, "You guys want ALL my money, huh? Here!", and he throws each of them a $5 chip.

Another hustler says, "What about me?", and is rewarded with a $5 chip.

Of course, every player at the table now asks for one, and gets one.

The dealer must've valued professionalism over five bucks--he didn't join in the fray.

One of the hustlers asked the drunk, "What about the dealer?"

The smile abrubtly fell from the drunk's face. He turned to the dealer and said, "I'd like to take care of you, but I lost my ass today."

[shant]

On Friday night at Commerce someone bought in $9 at the 6/12 table. Interestingly, no one said anythingm including the dealer. Even more interesting, the dealer gave him 4 green($2) chips and one blue($1) chip. Then the guy couldn't even go all in and had to hold onto that one blue chip.

[Michael Davis]

At Greektown, a player was once caught masturbating by the dealer. It was pretty obvious he was doing so with the dealer in mind.

He was banned for a while but has since been readmitted. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

It's Mason for those that play there.

-Michael

[Randy_Refeld]

I once saw a player hit another player that was in a wheel chair with a chair. They were obviously playing Omaha.

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I once saw a player hit another player that was in a wheel chair with a chair.

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Was he doing this to be ironic?