A Really Bad Beat

[J Chap]

First of all, I couldn't find any Kleenex, so I had to settle for a couple paper towels from the kitchen. Then, this week's free porn video clip wouldn't open because of some damn Multimedia Codex file bull-[censored], so I had to work with lame-ass pictures. Then my phone rang, entiring killing the mood, and I remembered I had to check my e-mails, and then I thought I heard someone knocking so I had to abort the whole mission...

Man, it was just an all-around really BAD beat.

Thanks for listening.

JChap