Who's got the balls?

[TBag]

Okay here's what you do. Get your parents, a younger sister (if you don't have one, borrow a friends) and a baby boy (again, borrow if lacking) and head to your nearest talent agency. Tell them that you have the family act that's going to end family acts.

When he gives you the floor, get ready to jump right into it. You're gonna hit 'play' on a boombox. Thrilling circus music starts to play as the father spins the daughter around, bends her over, lifts up her skirt, and starts licking her [censored].

Then you lay down on the floor and open your mouth and the mother tears off tear-away pants squats down over your face and starts shitting all over you.

Father grabs the baby, takes off his diaper, and starts sucking his cock; while you, still with his mother's [censored] in your mouth, go over and lick the baby's tiny little balls. Now the mother lays down on her back on the floor while the daughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over.

Then, you and your father take the baby and start stuffing it, head first, back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. Get the baby half-way in so that just his legs are sticking out all kicking and flailing around, the you take your mother's [censored] out of your mouth and starts rubbing it all over everyone, while the father sticks his cock in the baby's [censored] and fucks it, while it's still inside the mother, until he comes all over the baby, the wife, you, and the daughter.

Then the father gets up and says, and now for our imperonation of the victims of 9/11." and the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and titties all flapping around covered with [censored] and piss and cum, going "AAHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHH THE BUILDING'S COMING DOWN HELP AAHHH"

Finally, your family will run back to the center of the room and go, "TA-DAAAAAA!"

Obviously, the talent agent will be blown away and request to know the name of your act.

When he asks, tell him, "The Aristocrats."

Get that on video and I'll gladly pay.