This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!

[Toddy]

A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. I got AA 2 hands in a row and was all in both hands (1 hand i had more than the other guy) before the flop. I hand I lost to AKh with a river flush and the other hand I lost to A10 w/ a straight 7-8-9-10-J. Stuff like this was happening all night and when I lost my flush to a straight flush I sent an email of my disgust to pokerstars staff. I know it was stupid, but I was frustrated, and had too many beers. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the tune that I think the site was fixed etc. I woke up this next morning (with a hangover) feeling awful that i wrote the note. They wrote back, but i just deleted it. I was too disgusted to read it. I took a shower and hopped into an $11+R room and I came in 2nd place and won $1600. Then I entered a $100 sit and go and won that for $472. I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think.

[nathan_hicks]

Sweet, I'm going to write to Party after every losing session.

[eleventy]

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A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. I got AA 2 hands in a row and was all in both hands (1 hand i had more than the other guy) before the flop. I hand I lost to AKh with a river flush and the other hand I lost to A10 w/ a straight 7-8-9-10-J. Stuff like this was happening all night and when I lost my flush to a straight flush I sent an email of my disgust to pokerstars staff. I know it was stupid, but I was frustrated, and had too many beers. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the tune that I think the site was fixed etc. I woke up this next morning (with a hangover) feeling awful that i wrote the note. They wrote back, but i just deleted it. I was too disgusted to read it. I took a shower and hopped into an $11+R room and I came in 2nd place and won $1600. Then I entered a $100 sit and go and won that for $472. I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think .

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Makes me think your an idiot...

[slickpoppa]

I can never tell if posts like this are serious or attempts at humor

[ds914]

I think we can file this one under "unintentional comedy."

[DMBFan23]

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A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. I got AA 2 hands in a row and was all in both hands (1 hand i had more than the other guy) before the flop. I hand I lost to AKh with a river flush and the other hand I lost to A10 w/ a straight 7-8-9-10-J. Stuff like this was happening all night and when I lost my flush to a straight flush I sent an email of my disgust to pokerstars staff. I know it was stupid, but I was frustrated, and had too many beers. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the tune that I think the site was fixed etc. I woke up this next morning (with a hangover) feeling awful that i wrote the note. They wrote back, but i just deleted it. I was too disgusted to read it. I took a shower and hopped into an $11+R room and I came in 2nd place and won $1600. Then I entered a $100 sit and go and won that for $472. I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think .

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Makes me think your an idiot...

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this is the unintentionally funny post of the day

[sfer]

I find my results are best after masturbating, not firing off nasty emails and showering. But you've inspired me and maybe I'll add wanking and then showering to my repertoire.

[sfer]

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A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. I got AA 2 hands in a row and was all in both hands (1 hand i had more than the other guy) before the flop. I hand I lost to AKh with a river flush and the other hand I lost to A10 w/ a straight 7-8-9-10-J. Stuff like this was happening all night and when I lost my flush to a straight flush I sent an email of my disgust to pokerstars staff. I know it was stupid, but I was frustrated, and had too many beers. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the tune that I think the site was fixed etc. I woke up this next morning (with a hangover) feeling awful that i wrote the note. They wrote back, but i just deleted it. I was too disgusted to read it. I took a shower and hopped into an $11+R room and I came in 2nd place and won $1600. Then I entered a $100 sit and go and won that for $472. I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think .

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Makes me think your an idiot...

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this is the unintentionally funny post of the day

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Durrrr.

[slupo]

I can just picture it now...

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

The PRESIDENT of PokerStars sleeps soundly in bed next to his wife.

A red phone on the nightstand RINGS.

The President wakes up immediately and grabs the phone.

PRESIDENT
Talk to me.

POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.)
We have a Code Blue, sir.

PRESIDENT
Code Blue?! One of our players is on to us??

POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.)
Yes, sir. Player #3948710984012. He sent us an email saying our site is rigged. Apparently he lost twice with bullets and his flush got broken by a straight flush.

PRESIDENT
Damn it! I thought we rewrote the programs to be less obvious than that? I'm surprised only one player caught on!

POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.)
What do we do?

PRESIDENT
What do you think you idiot? Give him status 13AC. Let him win with 7-4 offsuit, 6-2 suited. Any two cards, this guy wins.

POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.)
But sir, he will win literally hundreds of dollars!

PRESIDENT
I know, but if this is what it takes then it's what it takes.

POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.)
I'll get right on it.

The President hangs up the phone.

His wife stirs and rolls over.

WIFE
What's wrong dear?

PRESIDENT
Nothing honey. Just a close call. Go back to sleep. All is right with the world now.

[slickpoppa]

Hilarious!!