This is just going to make me feel better.

zuluking · #1 03-08-2005, 11:00 PM

Goddam* f*cking fish, why wouldn't you call all the way you f*cking 73/3 piece of sh*t fish!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP1 calls, 1 fold, MP3 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, MP1 calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP3 folds.

Turn: (6 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls.

River: (8 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP1 has Kh 3s (full house, threes full of jacks).
Outcome: MP1 wins 10 BB.

kumarshah · #2 03-08-2005, 11:15 PM

I had a similar hand, QQ vs J2s

flop: K9J
Turn K
Gave me Q high FD, SFD too.

River J. He had J2 [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Marquis · #3 03-08-2005, 11:44 PM

Huh?

toss · #4 03-08-2005, 11:44 PM

Bad day huh?

Ralf · #5 03-08-2005, 11:46 PM

(no content) would be appreciated, good sir.

Dead · #6 03-09-2005, 12:26 AM

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iluzion · #7 03-09-2005, 12:31 AM

oh god that was kinda funny, i had a few beats like that today, just make sure you dont leave the table til you take it back from the fishies, and add them to your buddy list. and yeah, (no content).

elbuddha · #8 03-09-2005, 12:54 AM

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oh god that was kinda funny, i had a few beats like that today, just make sure you dont leave the table til you take it back from the fishies, and add them to your buddy list. and yeah, (no content).

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Reading beat threads is bad luck. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

After reading this thread tonight, I lost AJs vs 54o on an A98 flop, turn 5, river 5. Then to the same villain on a subsequent orbit I lost A5s vs T7 on an A54 flop, turn T, river T. Both hands were capped on at least one street (not the river).

I would have stayed to take it back from him, but after telling him to go XXXX himself, twice, and then putting a hole in the wall with my fist, I'm done for the night. Maybe the week.

And yeah, no content here either.

JKetzer · #9 03-09-2005, 01:26 AM

When you begin to damage your house using only your body, then it's probably time to stop playing for a bit. Good call.

Entity · #10 03-09-2005, 01:37 AM

Hey Zulu,

Feel better?