Best Lines from tonight's TILT

fooz · #1 02-18-2005, 02:03 AM

"C'mon Henry, it's time to eat your burnt pancakes."

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This is the hardest I've laughed in all the episodes.

BeantownCaller · #2 02-18-2005, 02:05 AM

"YOU'RE NOT A STRONG MAN!" Says the little shrimp to the big dude. Then he gave him the boot. That was mean [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

getmoney111 · #3 02-18-2005, 02:32 AM

"He's steaming, he's on TILT"
"Dinosaur? I seem to recall they had a pretty good run."

PGarlic · #4 02-18-2005, 02:56 AM

"Some times you have to strait up shoot your opponent in the face with a gun to win this game!"

Now that's hardcore poker.

krazyace5 · #5 02-18-2005, 01:30 PM

What about the crap line comparing tropical fish to sports cars at the beginning, I wonder how many takes it took for him to be able to say that line with a straight face.

Nickles talking to the parrot shirt guy
Something like

"I hear tropical fish are alot like sports cars expensive, nice to look at, but tempermaental as hell"

Where do they get this [censored]?

Has to be the worst line ever.

Oh yeah, what was that spiel about fog? I was lost.