Generic triumphal and whining posts

[Cyrus]

After next week’s election, I expect the following posts to be up, no matter who wins:

LOSERS!

- This is a very very sad day for America!
- Americans should prepare for the worst!
- Terrorism will be on the up and up because of America’s choice
- The economy will go surely down the drain for sure with the idiot voted in by Americans.
- There was extensive cheating everywhere.
- Why doesn’t the Supreme Court say something, huh?
- It’s a total disgrace any way you look at it!


WINNERS!

- The sun rises on America!
- The war against terror will now be won most certainly -- oh yes, you betcha!
- The economy will be brilliant! The best is yet to come!
- Our allies will have to fall in line behind America!
- The elections were fair and square, the people have spoken!
- It’s totally wonderful any way you look at it!