I conquered my bisexual friend last night.

Tyler Durden · #1 01-04-2005, 02:17 PM

I discussed this w/ a friend who is also a 2+2er and he said I won't come across as an egomaniac so we figured it was okay to post.

Last night I hung out my college friend Lauren. She's 24, like me. We've been friends since our freshman year. We hooked up a few times right before graduation and slept together twice. We remained good friends after she moved to Nashville shortly thereafter.

So she moves to Nashville and dates around. She meets some guys and some girls and calls one day to tell me she's met an awesome person, but it's a chick. They begin to date seriously and move in together. I'm like WTF? I lay the pipe and she goes bi? Am I supposed to be insulted? But I didn't really care much so oh well....

Anyway last night she's back in town visiting her parents and she comes over and we go out for beers. She tells me all about how this girl and her live together and it's been over 2.5 years and Lauren is ready to break it off. I'm thinking "cool, maybe I can hit again?" B/c back in college the sex was excellent and variety is the spice of life, or something.

So we go back to my house and up to my room. She starts to play with my iPod and then she gets the look in her eyes, like she wants to start playing w/ my joystick. So I take the iPod from her and move in for the kill. Eventually we get naked and we get it on. Dirty talk, ass slapping, the whole 9 yards, this girl has become a freak. It was cool.

And that's my story about breaking my bisexual friend. Anyway it was fun.

I tell ya, it's tough being 24 and a walking erection.

Michael Davis · #2 01-04-2005, 02:23 PM

"I tell ya, it's tough being 24 and a walking erection."

Less tough for you than me, I think.

-Michael

jakethebake · #3 01-04-2005, 02:25 PM

Doesn't this belong in the bragging thread? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Nice post anyway.

BusterStacks · #4 01-04-2005, 02:27 PM

NICE WORK MAN, I'm at half-mast just reading that.

fnord_too · #5 01-04-2005, 02:29 PM

So, be honest, when she first told you she was seeing a chick how long did it take for the idea of three way to pop into your head? (Obviously the idea is still there since you are male.)

Patrick del Poker Grande · #6 01-04-2005, 02:30 PM

I'm a bit disappointed, actually. I thought for sure this was headed for bigger things, especially when it came up she was ready to break up with that chick anyway.

jakethebake · #7 01-04-2005, 02:34 PM

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Eventually we get naked and we get it on. Dirty talk, ass slapping, the whole 9 yards, this girl has become a freak.

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More description is necessary. Was there any mention of the panties her mother laid out for her? Who was doing the ass slapping and how hard? Exactly what does "the whole 9 yards" entail? Did ya get her in the butt? Exactly how much of a freak is she and what exactly did she do that makes her one? Readers want to know.

Sponger15SB · #8 01-04-2005, 02:37 PM

*ahem* This girl is bisexual?

So you hooked up with a girl that likes guys?

I'm not quite impressed.

Tyler Durden · #9 01-04-2005, 02:40 PM

Hey Sponger, remember that one time you had sex with your g/f of three years? Was it cool?

stabn · #10 01-04-2005, 02:40 PM

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*ahem* This girl is bisexual?
So you hooked up with a girl that likes guys?
I'm not quite impressed.

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I guess it depends on lot on whether or not she's cheated in the last 2.5 years. If she has, and has been with guys, it's not very impessive. If he was her first guy in the last 2.5 years, that's a little better.

In any case, i'm going to uh, see some pictures. Purely for scientific purposes.