Got Donk? Post it here

PinkSteel · #1 12-01-2005, 03:29 PM

This is a shameless ripoff of HEK's MHNL post of exact same name. Hilarious stuff.

We've all played like idiots. Post your worst, and we'll all feel better.

Here's how I played 6-max during a recent stint at the 50s.
It was a brief stint. CAN YOU SEE WHY?

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button ($59.05)
SB ($15.42)
BB ($113.13)
UTG ($50)
MP ($31.35)
Hero ($51.85)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25. UTG posts a blind of $0.50.
UTG (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, BB raises to $3, UTG folds, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($7.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $5.

Turn: ($27.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Hero calls $38.35 (All-In), BB calls $37.60.

River: ($104.45) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $104.45

Results in white below: 
BB has Ks Kd (one pair, kings).
Hero has 7s 9s (high card, ten).
Outcome: BB wins $104.45.

wdeadwyler · #2 12-01-2005, 03:41 PM

Dont have a HH but here is a donktastic one.

Im in sb with 10As (clubs) . 50nl. Readless.

UTG makes it 2 to go, utg+1 calls. folded to me in SB, I make it 10 to go!

UTG calls, UTG+1 folds.

Flop 10jq, two spades (20 in pot after rake)

I lead for 15, UTG Calls.

Turn 10jqj, still two spades (50 in pot)

I push in my last 25, UTG calls.

River 10jqjj.

Villain has KK

stealyourface · #3 12-01-2005, 05:14 PM

this one is from a long time ago but still makes me laugh... i dont know what the [censored] i was thinking.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG+1 ($43)
MP1 ($54.32)
MP2 ($48.3)
MP3 ($48.9)
Hero ($38.75)
Button ($14.7)
SB ($53.05)
BB ($26.25)
UTG ($27.63)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $0.25.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero calls $2, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB bets $6, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $6.

Turn: ($18.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $10, Hero raises to $20, BB calls $8.25 (All-In).

River: ($56.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $56.50

Results in white below: 
BB has 8s 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Hero has 7h 6d (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins $54.75. Hero wins $1.75.

beavens · #4 12-01-2005, 05:23 PM

it'd be a lot nicer if you pushed on the flop.