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12-11-2005, 06:04 AM
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Crop Dusting the Mall
* fodder I know, but I just must post the fact that a crowded, Christmastime mall is a great place to lay an oily crop-duster.
Especially if you hear somebody twenty feet back go, "Damn!" 
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12-11-2005, 06:10 AM
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Re: Crop Dusting the Mall
Good times. I prefer to go for full-on vomiting as a reaction to my crop dusting.
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12-11-2005, 06:11 AM
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Re: Crop Dusting the Mall
I just did that the other day except it was at school. No one ever uses the elevators so I let a stinky one go in there. Door opens at my floor and some chick on crutches and her friend are waiting to get on.
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#4
12-11-2005, 06:12 AM
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Re: Crop Dusting the Mall
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I just did that the other day except it was at school. No one ever uses the elevators so I let a stinky one go in there. Door opens at my floor and some chick on crutches and her friend are waiting to get on. [/ QUOTE ] LOLercaust. Crutches chick: "Let's take the stairs."
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#5
12-11-2005, 06:24 AM
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Re: Crop Dusting the Mall
Crop-dusting at a wrestling event. So my buddy and I get hammered before going to see WWE RAW. Floor seats, a few rows back. This WT whore and her bastard child are next to me. She keeps hitting me on for most of the show. I gotta let one go BAD and I'm drunk, but I have a real problem farting in front of girls I don't know well. Finally towards the end of the show the crowd starts going nuts, everyone is on thier feet and I just let it go. 10 seconds later I hear her say "Ewww, what is that?" to no one in particular. I LOSE IT. I can't stop laughing. Needless to say she wasn't talking to me for the rest of the show.
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12-11-2005, 06:56 AM
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Re: Crop Dusting
About 6 years ago I was playing video poker at Station Casino in KC. I was way in the back and no one was around for a good 100 feet so I let one go and five seconds later I hear "Drinks, cocktails".....
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