How's this for your first two orbits of the morning? (low content)

[Grendel]

Hand 1 (big blind):
A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hit my king on the flop and lose to a flush, -3.5 BB

Hand 2 (small blind):
K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Lose to a runner-runner straight, -4 BB

Hand 8:
A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hit my queen on the flop and lose to QT two pair, -5 BB

Hand 9:
A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Miss a flush draw (winner has a full house), -2 BB

Hand 14:
A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Flop trip K's and lose to KJ full house, -6 BB

Hand 18 (small blind):
8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Flop a set and lose to a flush, -4.5 BB

That's somewhere in the neighborhood of -129BB/100... What an exciting way to start your morning, eh?

-Grendel

[Alexthegreat]

I have an even more exciting way to start your morning. Read a post about how you lost money playing poker.

scintillating!!!

[Grendel]

Hey, I warned you it was low content.

Should it have been super-low? Perhaps scintillatingly low.

-Grendel

[Harv72b]

I recommend sacrificing a live goat, posthaste.