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The great minds here liked the sex haikus so much, I'll throw out this week's challenge for a contest I'm in. Take a song and make a limerick out of it. This is my entry (I'd expect yours to actually be good):
Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin In a hedgerow there once was a bustle As the May Queen with her spring clean did tussle The stairway on high A lady did buy And the top of the classic rock countdowns was muscled. |
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Bravo. I will have to look up the structure of a limerick, but you've set the bar high.
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oooh, this is a lot tougher than haiku:
Metloaf - bat out of hell On a big bike a young man did start, And going slow was not really a part of his ride that day and I hate to say He ended up losing his heart |
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A boy was looking for some romance
So he met a hot chick at a dance Her voice was kinda hoarse As a matter of course Cause there was a big dick in her pants Lola - The Kinks |
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Ya just set the bar real high, Sam!
nice han sah |
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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much.
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Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much. [/ QUOTE ] Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next. |
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[ QUOTE ] Haikus are easy. I don't want to be challnged this much. [/ QUOTE ] Aww c'mon. We got 17-line stanzas about TV shows lined up next. [/ QUOTE ] Nah. I'm feeling kooky today but inspired. |
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In the old city down by the bay
Two people walking 'round all astray The new boy from Detroit And his girl to exploit While listeners deny they are gay "Don't Stop Believing" - Journey |
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A boy was looking for some romance So he met a hot chick at a dance Her voice was kinda hoarse As a matter of course Cause there was a big dick in her pants Lola - The Kinks [/ QUOTE ] Wow. Bravo. |
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