Bill Clinton to fill leadership void

[newfant]

Now that President Chimpleton has shown himself to be inept in nearly all aspects of leadership, highly respected former President BILL CLINTON is stepping up to fill the leadership vacuum. President Clinton has organized a meeting of 1000 world leaders with the objective of "Ending extreme poverty around the world, lessening religious conflict, reducing global warming, and promoting good government in new democracies." I, for one, am excited about Clinton's re-emergence on the global stage and I think it can only lead to good things.

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