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So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
...and I stop in the airport newsstant to get a pick of gum. In my opinion, gum is a necessaity for flying because 1) it alleviates the ear pressure problem at ascent/descent; 2) it helps with the cotton mouth from that nasty recycled airplane air. I wander around the little newsstand for like 10 minutes befor ei finally ask, "where's the gum?" The girl says it's against airport policy Apparently people kept spitting their gum on the airport carpets. Who the hell does this? Of all the problems in airports, this is the one they choose to deal with?
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
Just buy it the day before and bring it on the plane?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
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Just buy it the day before and bring it on the plane?? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Yea. It was a plane change there, and I had no idea I wouldn't be able to get it. Had I realized this would be a problem, I would have done that. It's still stupid. |
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
Consider it's the Orlando airport, with possibly the nation's highest concentration of <strike>brats</strike> children.
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
FWIW you can't buy gum at the portland airport either.
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
FWIW,
I have been in many casino's that don't sell gum for the same reason, plus they don't like it sticking in the ashtrays. Tim |
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
Did you recline?
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
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Did you recline? [/ QUOTE ] I did not recline, but as you know, Slacker, I don't have a height issue. |
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
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In my opinion, gum is a necessaity for flying because 1) it alleviates the ear pressure problem at ascent/descent; 2) it helps with the cotton mouth from that nasty recycled airplane air. [/ QUOTE ] tell me more uncle jake! like how the luggage conveyor belt works? can i ride around it??? pleaaaaaaaaaase? btw i never knew you were related to andy rooney |
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Re: So I\'m in the Orlando Airport last week...
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tell me more uncle jake! like how the luggage conveyor belt works? can i ride around it??? pleaaaaaaaaaase? [/ QUOTE ] It is o.k. for you and your hooker to ride around on it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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