i think im gonna bang 2 chicks tomarrow night. (pics possible)

[cpitt398]

so where to start? i work at a resturant in the venietian late night and these 3 chicks sat at my table last night about 3 am. 2 of them are really hot, the other is a skeeterhawk. The hot chicks start going on about me like im the only good looking guy in the world. Thank god the skeeterhawk seems to know her place. i get a little shy for a moment but luckily they keep going on about it so i loosen up a bit. I try to flirt a little and try to avoid the skeeterhawk without being too rude.
anyways they are in town until tuesday night staying at the venietian for the jewerly convention. They only talked about a 3some and i replied that it could be arranged and i got off early sun and monday and im off tuesday. they were down. they said they were gonna come back tonight and see me again, hopefully they leave the skeeterhawk behind tonight and we can make final arrangements. thats if they dont see someone better looking than me before than.

seriously the skeeterhawk was so bad that if it had to be all of them or none, i dont know if i could do it.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

[rusellmj]

TY

[Klepton]

you sir are a genius

the whole post i was just thinking "WTF is a skeeterhawk"

to OP, if you do not get pics, this will not end well for you

[Tron]

[ QUOTE ]
Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

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Oh man I'm going to have to start using this (By the OP's definition).

[oreogod]

Thats nice. 3 in one day is the most Ive managed thus far.

Just tell the two u think are hot, that they are hot and u only want to do it with them. Not to hard. Im sure they will understand, hot girls usually have an entourage of 1 or 2 ugly/fat chicks.

[oreogod]

[ QUOTE ]
Noun
1. skeeter hawk - slender-bodied non-stinging insect having iridescent wings that are outspread at rest; adults and nymphs feed on mosquitoes etc.
Synonyms: dragonfly, darning needle, devil's darning needle, sewing needle, snake feeder, snake doctor, mosquito hawk

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[TimM]

Clearly they are trying to get you hot, then leave you with just the skeeterhawk, so she can get laid for once.

[cpitt398]

man, ive always used the term skeeterhawk and never knew whay it was, lol. she looked kinda like that but wasn't "slender bodied". I guess from now on ill save it for skinny henious chicks.

I'd say the chances of this going off are about 85%. Pics, probably 50-50. Ill at least get regular pics if it does happen. they didnt seem so drunk that they would have no recolection. and with the fat chick hanging around, their chances of meeting other dudes are reduced greatly. Plus they have boyfriends and they are here for a convention, so its not like spring break, where you cant let the chick go to the bathroom by themselves or there is a 90 precent chance you wont see them again.

[fingokra]

That picture is a dragonfly. A skeeterhawk looks more like a giant skeeter.