[Men the Master]

How long do you think it would take FossilMan to knock out Matusow in a streetfight? I'd say 15 seconds if Mike decides to fight toe to toe. 40 seconds if Mike tries to "float like a butterfly" Ali style.

If Daniel Negreanu fights FossilMan toe to toe, he'd be gone in 5 seconds. However, if he tries to "float like a butterfly", Dan could probably survive a minute and a half.

IMO, the only poker players that have a chance of beating FossilMan in a streetfight are Marcel Luske and Mario Esquera, because they are both blackbelts. Brad Daugherty and Hans "Tuna" Lund would create problems too. Phil Hellmuth would look funny fighting FossilMan. Men Nguyen and Sam Grizzle would look funnier still.