[Russ McGinley]

I was playing on a table once where a guy had pocket eights and started complaining after the hand because no eight flopped, as an eight had flopped on the last 3 hands.

For the next 3-4 hours, every time an 8 hit the board (flop, turn, river), he'd make a big deal about it. Of course he'd ignore the boards that didn't have an eight, but every time an eight hit, he'd start yelling "See! Every time!"

We eventually killed him.