I would like a massage while playing poker...lol. Also, good things I try to notice is what do they do with their cards when they have a hand (i.e: squaring them up, tucking them under their chips, dropping them behind their chips, etc.), their breathing patterns (look at their throat and their chest), and great tells come from smokers and gum chewers. Alot of this comes from watching players on the flop instead of the cards - a great point already stated. Lastly, I sometimes get them gut feelings someone's weak/strong/making a play/slowplaying....and most of the time it's right. Trust your gut when you get them feelings. Granted it's not an absolute...hope this helps a bit.