Is this variance?
My stats pre “variance” were ~500 games ($33), roi ~23%, itm ~39%.
My stats now are ~575, roi ~14%, itm ~37%.
In ~75 games my roi has droped 9%, please tell me this is variance. Ok, yes, it might be bad play, but if it isn’t, its variance right?
If this is variance, I would like to bust some myths ...
1. Exceptionally good looking players don’t get variance.
2. Rebooting your machine cures variance.
3. Masturbation cures variance.
4. Masturbation relieves variance.
5. Wearing condoms protects you from catching variance.
6. I don’t get variance because I am an ultra talented poker player.
7. Only gay people get variance.
Please tell me this will end tonight ... tomorrow at the latest.
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