[Blarg]

Bang a Gong -- sex-obsessed, noisy and unbelievably stupid, but, kind of perversely, it's good fun anyway.

Winning Ugly -- on its more snottily status-conscious, mean-spirited dickhead days.

The Weird Al Yankovic catalogue -- most of the posts aren't anywhere near as funny as people seem to think they are, but maybe it helps if you're 14; you wonder why they were even made since they seem paint-by-numbers pointless without saying anything or being funny; and once in a rare while you register an uneasy grin despite yourself, and wonder if that's a bad sign.