[Big Mo]

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So, it seems you have hired a joke writer as well as a new scribe. This does not seem to be a remedy for those finiancial troubles you were complaining about recently (when you visited me at the Monastery with Steve Chunk on your way to Vienna).

You have wasted the family fortune, now mommy says I can't get a new robe this year. I hope this makes you feel better you miscreant.

You are a scallywag, lowlife, orgie addicted (actually not such a bad thing), half-a-man.

I, on the other hand am a man of GOD. I challenge you, at the gathering of your round table, to a game of NO LIMIT TEXAS HOLDEM. This time, we won't be playing for oranges and lima beans, but for the big dinero ... That's right, Big Mo is in the mix.

If I could only get Big Mo, I would leave my brothers behind (don't read that fast) and settle down (hardly).

Save the Zoo? Ha! Worry about yourself first, bearded one!

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How did I miss this?!?! Big Mo is on the way with baby oil. I'm gonna lather up for all of you monks and convert you to a pack of rabid testosterone bags.